Twitter

A place that people don't take fucking jokes

A Retard: i'm gonna cancel someone for an edgy joke on Twitter

by Joe the 2nd 3rd and the 4th January 10, 2021

Twitter

A place where people go to make fun of people for likeing things they know nothing about.

People on twitter are pieces of shit.

by Joe Biden's Arteries March 2, 2022

Twitter

The perineum i.e. the part of the body between the twat and the shitter.

My twitter keeps me busy for hours.

by Pixman November 29, 2017

twitterant

A rant on twitter, usually stretching out over multiple tweets and often branching into pissing matches with people who reply.

Jake went on a twitterant after reading that racist asshole's website.

by mat_catastrophe January 8, 2013

Twitter

a place for gay people, stans (or both) to be offended at literally anything in existance

Jesus christ Twitter makes me want to kill myself

by bitzel April 4, 2021

Twitter

the place where a bunch of grown fucking adults cry about stupid shit and try to cancel others.

Person 1: I like the color red.
Twitter: HOLY SHIT THIS GUY IS A COMMUNIST LETS CANCEL HIM!!

by Breakfast Man March 21, 2021

twitter

hell

twitter is hell

by Sasin December 24, 2021