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Get the The Twilight Party mug."My Life Is Twilight" is a site where over obsessed people come to be normal. But truth is, you are not normal. And who would make out with their dog anyways?
"My Life Is Twilight is the most stupid site ever. I'd rather visit My Life Is Average because I like Harry Potter wayyyyy better."
by lubylol April 10, 2010
Get the Twilight mug.A name given to those hardcore Twilight Fans who you can find standing outside of a movie theater for 12-24 hours before the release of the new edition to the seris. Some may cover their bodies in gliter and run around in the sunlight screaming for to their true loves which is usually their cats for they are the only ones who stay around them. Will have an unatural obsession with roses, shirtless people, and those who dont bathe for monthes on end. Others will live in the woods and travel around in the dark screaming for a vampire to bite them. All of these poor people need serious help.
Billy: Jill im breaking up with you
Jill: NOOOO!!! WHYY!!!!
Billy: i cant take you always wearing glitter and calling me edward you Twilight Super Fan
Jill: Fine go! you wish you had Edwards hair you ugly shard!
Billy: you are one physcotic bitch!
Jill: NOOOO!!! WHYY!!!!
Billy: i cant take you always wearing glitter and calling me edward you Twilight Super Fan
Jill: Fine go! you wish you had Edwards hair you ugly shard!
Billy: you are one physcotic bitch!
by Enatap Ynohtna February 20, 2010
Get the Twilight Super Fan mug.A book that is mostly worshiped by fangirls, hated by Harry Potter lovers, and ignored by others. Twilight has sometimes been read by said other people, but they usually don't obsess. Twilight also has a small percentage of fans that are also Harry Potter lovers.
Twilight is a very addictive book, so anyone who read the first book will read through all of them. When they finish them, they will either become an obsessive fangirl, or realize the books aren't as great as you thought they were when you were reading it. In the latter case, these people either start bashing Twilight (usually comparing it to many other vampire books, or Harry Potter) or they just get annoyed by the fangirls, but shut up about it.
The most used attack against the book is "VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE" because the author was naive enough to not bother with the research and made the stupid mistake of saying that they do.
The characters in this book are stereotypes:
-Mary-Sue
-Gary-Stu
-the caring mother
-the leader
-the blonde bitch
-the girl who would never pass up an invite to the mall
-the weird, kinda creepy kid
-the strong brute
-the girl pretending to be Mary-Sue's best friend, but really she's just jealous because Mary-Sue ends up with Gary-Stu
The book itself is also one grand cliche, filled with smaller little cliches. I won't list them all because there's already a definition with them, and because it would take a long time.
Twilight is a very addictive book, so anyone who read the first book will read through all of them. When they finish them, they will either become an obsessive fangirl, or realize the books aren't as great as you thought they were when you were reading it. In the latter case, these people either start bashing Twilight (usually comparing it to many other vampire books, or Harry Potter) or they just get annoyed by the fangirls, but shut up about it.
The most used attack against the book is "VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE" because the author was naive enough to not bother with the research and made the stupid mistake of saying that they do.
The characters in this book are stereotypes:
-Mary-Sue
-Gary-Stu
-the caring mother
-the leader
-the blonde bitch
-the girl who would never pass up an invite to the mall
-the weird, kinda creepy kid
-the strong brute
-the girl pretending to be Mary-Sue's best friend, but really she's just jealous because Mary-Sue ends up with Gary-Stu
The book itself is also one grand cliche, filled with smaller little cliches. I won't list them all because there's already a definition with them, and because it would take a long time.
Fangirl:
OMG!! EdWaRd CuLlEn IS SOOOOO HOT!!! i H8 BELLA SWAN shes a lucky bitch!! TwIlIgHt 4evah! TeAm EdWaRd cos hes soo hAwT!
Harry Potter lover:
Read a real book looser, Twilight sucks.
Other:
Even thought I really couldn't care less about this debate, I find your fighting quite entertaining *laughs*
OMG!! EdWaRd CuLlEn IS SOOOOO HOT!!! i H8 BELLA SWAN shes a lucky bitch!! TwIlIgHt 4evah! TeAm EdWaRd cos hes soo hAwT!
Harry Potter lover:
Read a real book looser, Twilight sucks.
Other:
Even thought I really couldn't care less about this debate, I find your fighting quite entertaining *laughs*
by LLEYA666 November 21, 2009
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