Old Traffording

The act of smoking marijuana, but covering it up as simply visiting the home ground of football team manchester united, old trafford.

Hey, wanna go old traffording later?
Sorry i cant, im busy cooking eggs.

by jamesbond2007 September 25, 2017

trafficated

adj. obstructed traffic; overcrowded or congested freeways.

See also n. traffication

The roads were all trafficated and stuff; I didn't make it on time.

by Nick December 6, 2004

Tokyo Traffic Jam

Putting a PBC pipe in a girls ass and sliding Micro Machines one by one into the end of the pipe and having them roll into her ass.
Optional
Add a lizard, Godzilla, at the end to wreak the traffic jam

Did you hear about that broad that got a pipe in her ass? The guy put micro machines in the end of the pipe and gave her a Tokyo Traffic Jam

by Big Ben SC August 25, 2008

traffic lights

a rare phenomena in which a woman has produced all 3 colours of a traffic light in her toilet. can only occur if she has her period, her pee is yellow, and for some reason she had one of those green shits.

girl: oh man! i dropped my glasses in the toilet the other day and it was after i filled it with everything a girl could possibly fill it with!

guy: oh, you mean had traffic lights?

girl: what?!?! where did you get that word?

by steg0saur September 29, 2008

Air Traffic Controller

One who keeps the little blips from running into each other.

The Air Traffic Controller is the one who "really" flies the planes in his or her airspace...NOT THE PILOTS.

by TRACKER August 2, 2007

traffic twat

the female equivalent to cock block

Katie: I'm totally gonna hook up with Andrew tonight!
*Helen approaches*
Helen: Hey Katie! I bought us this boxed set of Sex and the City DVDs...we have to watch it tonight!

Helen is thus a traffic twat because she prevented Katie from getting ass tonight.

by Twatty McGiggles August 31, 2010

Troff

Troff is the opposite to peak. Just like on a graph you have the peak, you also have the trough, or 'troff'. The peak is the best as it is the top, and the 'troff' is the worst as it is at the bottom. This therefore means that if something is 'troff' it is the worst it can possibly be.

Harry: Jack, I'm listening to some music about putting a pigeon in a box and sending it off to Rome, It's peak!

Jack: No, Harry, that music is troff, very troff indeed. errr.

by Merky Breh August 22, 2011