Trojans Comet

When a full condom is thrown and the cum falls out mid air, trailing the condom

I stared as a Trojans Comet flew past me into the garbage.

by The Green Peen July 20, 2020

Trocke

Known as the Brain of the room.

With a Trocke you know you’re always well protected from physical violence when only one is around, but you’ll feel like the world is coming to an end if you should ever challenge one mentally!

Watch out for their mental bite! Getting on a Trocke’s bad side or starting an argument, could leave you left sniffling and feeling like you just killed a baby or found yourself lost in the woods with only a tree leaf to cover your whoa-whoa!

NOTE: Never, ever “back peddle” in a conversation with one! That will only make you want to run for the nearest church to confess all your sins of your life!

Oh lord, here comes another Trocke! I’m going to go find a bomb shelter!

by A. Handler August 5, 2020

Trojan Whored

When you meet up with your significant other, only to find they have gathered all your side pieces.

After Graysons girl went through his phone, she trojan whored him on his birthday.

by Parmee February 22, 2021

Trojan Chuck 'n Run

Bringing a piss-filled condom to a water balloon fight to use against the opposing team, exacting critical damage and ending the war.

Trojan refers to the brand of condom and references "Trojan horse".

My birthday party was cut short when the water balloon fight ended with a Trojan Chuck 'n Run. Everyone was covered in piss and disappoinment. Even the cake was ruined.

by Nesquik Guy February 25, 2023

Trojan Poop

When your body deceives you by indicating you need to pee, but upon reaching the toilet, you suddenly also need to poop.

"What took you so long, you said you went to pee?"
"It was a Trojan poop!"

by scallopsareterrifying August 31, 2023

torca

Some one with a super large nut sack and is a Alfa male and is often homo sexual likely this person will tell you he wants to baist your turkey

My uncle is such a torca and he basted my turkey last night and now I'm infertile and can't have kids cause he's such a torca

by Uncle phillyum July 1, 2023

reverse trojan

A method of stealing several things at once. You put a bunch of small items into a large container, and then pay for just the container. Concealing the other stolen items.

"The Reverse Trojan" works every time. You pile a bunch of shit in, then you just roll it on out.

by Red DUKE January 6, 2018