fancy touching

Poking someone in the side of the ribs with your finger. Preferably if they are wearing a cricket jumper.

Ben sits next to Emily in the office and in moments of boredom likes to poke her, sharply, in the ribs with his forefinger. He laughs, she squeals. This is called 'fancy touching'.

by original Isaac October 2, 2013

toughington

1. when a situation becomes tough or unnecessarily ridiculous, to the point where it's humorous or amusing;

2. a tough situation usually created by self-clumsiness, though sometimes to no fault of one's own

Me: "I was really needing to pee so I went for a tinkle on the side of the street. As it turns out, there was a cop driving right by me at the time and took me in."

Friend: "Darn, that's toughington."

by Payaso #1 June 19, 2011

Touching Spirit Bear

Beating someone so badly that they become mentally retarded

Guy 1: Did you hear that John is spreading rumors that you fucked him buck wild?
Guy 2: No, but the next time I see him I will touching spirit bear his ass.

by Dirty snatch February 7, 2017

Blind touching

when have sex or rape a blind person

blind touching is really hard they always miss

by eerybluegrasse December 3, 2019

toughing

Used by inept internet users who , for some reason, put a letter which is not only incorrect, but also approximatly an inch away from the correct letter in the word instead.

· @DEVIL`S_ADVOCATE · : i would not tough u with a 10 fot pole.

· frozen · : Ahhh...alright, there's a new urban dictionary entry.

by frozen July 19, 2005

monkey touching

(v.) For a third party to activate

Monkey touching in the barracks, outsiders have been shouting "fire at will"

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

touching someone's shoulder

getting laid, especially underage.

a girl was touching someone's shoulder. what does it mean?

she was having sex with him.

by NEDM the amazing October 5, 2007