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toddlercon

Toddlercon is like lolicon but even younger, toddlers consist of the age 12-36 months old, toddlers are depicted as something erotic and fap worthy.
Oh my god, im tired of looking at lolis all day, i need younger people to masturbate to......WHATS THIS, TODDLERCON?!?!
by Coolman1234590 August 22, 2018
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tiddlers

A playful sexual game in which two men attack each other with erect penises.
Carl plays tiddlers with Martin
by Jamesy February 12, 2003
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twiddle

To stimulate a woman´s clit by rubbing lightly on and around her love button zone. Not to be confused with tweaking, which implies more focused rub-a-dub. Typically you start twiddling and end up tweaking.
See also: no stinky pinky
I was just twiddling her a bit, but she came all the same
by Hugh G Rection October 7, 2003
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Twiddle

An insult that carries no specific definition.

The word is a near combination of the words,

Douche,

Twat,

Diddle,

Ninny, and

Lusre.

A few of these words dont even share similar structure as twiddle, though they share similar meaning.
Of course urban dictionary will not show accurate depictions of these words, so assume most of them are similar to just being a little bitch.

Common traits consist of, stupidity, pacifism, apathy, lameness, boring, pessimism, and pansyness.

Use twiddle at your own likely leisure and be assured its a pointless insult thats useful in a way that it's new and not yet institutionalized.
Julien: Hey dude.. that girl I boned last night was super loose! you should have seen it..

Ralph: Well, I just read in girl cosmo that woman's vaginas only expand from birth... So, you have a small penis.

Julien: Are you joking? you know how I know your a gay twiddle? You read girl cosmo...
by Mac-Daddy Pimp Sauce January 29, 2009
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toddler fingers

1. fingers of a person of any age that are constantly covered in saliva from their mouth and they never wash their fingers other than with their own spit
"did you see that kid's fingers"

"yea, they are total toddler fingers"

"ya, he better keep his toddler fingers away from my junk"
by toddlerlovin June 24, 2007
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twiddler

One who smokes marijuana. Also know as a "pot head".
I just bough an ounce of purple kush last week and already smoked it all.

Damn man, you are turning into a huge twiddler.
by Twiddler7 February 22, 2011
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tiddler

slang word in reference to a boy with a small dick
LOL Maria gone around telling evry1 bout Jamies tiddler!
by BabyDizz April 30, 2005
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