Holy Moses

When something so wild happens even the brother Moses couldn’t comprehend it

Me: yo you see that big booty girly ask out that one mans I’ve never even heard of?

George: holy Moses man how the hell did that happen

by jerafe May 30, 2019

Natalie Moses

Actually the scariest human to exist. She will fool you with her smile but trust me she will come at you with a knife. Gives off Pennywise vibes. No Cap

Bro 1: Yo wanna go to C4 with Natalie Moses?
Bro 2: Nah bro, she scares the fuck out of me.

by BingPenisEater69 October 20, 2019

The Moses Syndrome

The Moses Syndrome is a mental disorder. It usually is most noticeable in people having problems speaking up for themselves.

I diagnose you with the Moses Syndrome.

by Dr. Slide August 23, 2023

Hoy Moses

1) A woman who is crazy and obsessed with a man and never moves on no matter how
clear it is he's not into her.

2) A totally pathetic woman who usually embarasses herself to get attention.

That chick Melody is one Hoy Moses!

Oh no everyone hide! Here comes Hoy Moses!

by The Wise Woman June 13, 2009

ollie moses

ollie moses is osmosis in disguise he is also ginger

ollie moses is well fit

by masontoon43rawr July 3, 2023

Moses sandles

A term used to avoid phrases such as “Jesus Christ” or “holy fuckin shit dawg” and in some cases “what the hell”

*loud unexpected sound* “MOSES SANDLES, that scared me”

by Yeah I wrote that February 7, 2023

sammy moses

1. a psycho stalker bitch with the eyes of an instane person

2. owner of all things fantasy. including unicorns, fairies, goblins, rainbows, leprachauns, eskimos, and the occasional dinosaur. does not like to be bothered when in the "me-time mode," which entails sitting in a corner rocking back and forth prattling on about her future wishes of ponies and penises. Also lives in a house made of lincoln logs. aww yeah.

"Someone needs to tell that sammy moses in the corner to stop wishing for ponies and dicks and get a life!"

"I got followed home by a sammy moses today. Holy shit, i literally pissed my pants I was so creeped out."

by whateveryouwantmetobe February 21, 2009