tater thot

Tater thot: a vertically challenged hoe

Yo Raekwon, who that is?
That's my tater thot bro

by Silverdick December 27, 2013

Tater Shot

It's when you have an unprecedented pressure build up in your stomach, and you are 100% sure that you are going to drop a gigantic log, however, when you sit on the bowl and drop it, all that comes out is an enormous fart and a tiny turd the size of a tater tot.

I had ambitions of dropping a pepperoni roll out of my ass, but instead I pushed a tater shot.

by Harpster February 4, 2009

taking a taser to a bomb site

Similar to taking a knife to a gun fight, but typically executed by a totally paranoid, uninformed idiot. Frankly, anyone with a brain would not take a knife to a gun fight; they just would not go to a gunfight.

Woody: where’s Herb?
Spencer: he got detained at security

Woody: detained at a Chargers game? Was he busted for smuggling booze?
Spencer: no, my dad is concerned about terrorists blowing up big crowds, so he always packs a taser that he bought off QVC
Woody: ah, taking a taser to a bomb site. What an idiot.

by the comand'r February 23, 2018

mashing taters

When a man cums inside a woman and punches the woman's vagina until it becomes numb. When she is on her period, the blood can add a nice cranberry flavor/ look. Heating up the semen in a plastic bag can give the girl a nice sensation and act as the gravy.

Tyler was mashing taters so hard Averie couldn't walk for weeks

by ten_leprechauns April 7, 2017

acquired taste

Another way of saying "this stuff is shit but you'll get used to it".

Guy 1: This moonshine tastes like shit
Guy 2: It's an acquired taste

Guy 1: Scat porn is shitty.
Guy 2: It's an acquired taste

by Midi4n December 9, 2008

Trump-tastrophe

(n) the disastrous state of affairs caused by policy decisions, appointments and attitudes in America from 2016-2020 following the presidential election.

And so the road to a trump-tastrophe continues....

I am really hoping the next four years are not a trump-tastrophe.

by Kbug0512 November 26, 2016

taste the forks

What a real australian would do to somebody who was insulting them, instead of giving them the american "middle finger". The expression "taste the forks" normally accompanies the tradition two fingers, and can be repeted many times to gain desired effect. It means in true definiton Get fucked

I was walking down the street and some westie hicks drove by and one stuck his head out of the car and screamed "hey blondie youze is ugly". I was then obliged to scream "taste the forks" and erected my two fingers to them. They then got out of there car and beat me for hours, and then shoved my "forks" up my arse and ran off.

by Master Apps September 3, 2005