by jesse koepal September 14, 2004
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Where you make decisions that leave you feeling stress free and vibrating higher.
Less about wealth (though it helps) and more about making good choices.
- ordering an Uber to your devil dick appointment instead of taking public transport.
- Cancelling/rejecting plans with problematic friends & family members
Where you make decisions that leave you feeling stress free and vibrating higher.
Less about wealth (though it helps) and more about making good choices.
- ordering an Uber to your devil dick appointment instead of taking public transport.
- Cancelling/rejecting plans with problematic friends & family members
I’m quitting this bastard job. This manager is not the one, I wasn’t put on this Earth to struggle, I want a soft life.
by LHTLondon January 6, 2021
Get the Soft Life mug.The act of hitting the brake pedal lightly so that the brake lights come on although there's no brake action.
Usually used to get tailgaters to chill out.
Usually used to get tailgaters to chill out.
That asshole was tailgating me so I gave him a soft brake check to get him to stop being an impatient idiot and let me finish my overtake.
by Dumonster June 24, 2014
Get the Soft Brake Check mug.The worst type of narcissist and all around pretender, capable of acting like they have empathy, sympathy, are altruistic and act as if they want to be in a relationship. In reality, they are not capable of connecting and forming normal attachment bonds with others.
Creating a false reality that earns them respect and status, no one is truly close to the soft narcissist for their castle would crumble if anyone realized who they really were.
In need of constant praise, most often from the opposite sex, their victims are left feeling unworthy, like they are "never enough," suspicious and due to the myriad of lies, untrusting.
Soft narcissists use the same tactics to drag people into their web as the outward narcissist does, unfortunately because it seems as if they're "nice," their victims spend even longer in relationships with them before realizing it's all a big horrific show and THEY are the clown.
Breadcrumbing, deceit, gas lighting, devaluation and discarding... It's the same cycle, just softer.
Creating a false reality that earns them respect and status, no one is truly close to the soft narcissist for their castle would crumble if anyone realized who they really were.
In need of constant praise, most often from the opposite sex, their victims are left feeling unworthy, like they are "never enough," suspicious and due to the myriad of lies, untrusting.
Soft narcissists use the same tactics to drag people into their web as the outward narcissist does, unfortunately because it seems as if they're "nice," their victims spend even longer in relationships with them before realizing it's all a big horrific show and THEY are the clown.
Breadcrumbing, deceit, gas lighting, devaluation and discarding... It's the same cycle, just softer.
She spent years of her life waiting for this "nice" guy to wake up and come around, only to realize after all the bread crumbing that he was just a soft narcissist, stringing her along.
by HealthyMomNextDoor April 8, 2017
Get the soft narcissist mug.a alcoholic fluid used in warfare as a weapon of torture. In the 1989 Geneva conventions, it was banned due to unnecessary pain. Many have died of softa man. It should be reported whenever spotted
by Mcsmartass March 9, 2020
Get the softa man mug.Rachel woke me up at 4 a.m. by sucking on Mr. Softee.
She really got turned on when I slapped her face with Mr. Softee.
She really got turned on when I slapped her face with Mr. Softee.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
Get the Mr. Softee mug.Softball is the best female sport there is! It's where the prettiest and hottest girls play and the perfect girlfriends for baseball players. if you don't have a softball player as a girlfriend you're messing up right now.
by ryan mendoza October 20, 2013
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