stroking on the stroke

When a guy masturbates at the stroke of midnight. A sad event when the man should be doing something more worth his time.

Fred: Hey, shouldn't Kermit be celebrating NYE with us tonight?
Joe Joe: Meh, I bet you he'll be stroking on the stroke.

Jane: Hey what did you and Kermit do for Valentine's?
Alexa: I went out with the girls, I bet the poor guy was stroking on the stroke.

by mong returns January 10, 2012

Stroke and a Half

Synonomous with "douchebag" type characters. When calling someone a stroke isn't quite enough, you fall back on this one. Just like the shift from douchebag to douchenozzle.

Singular: That kids a stroke and a half.
Plural: The Zet's are strokes and a half.

by Kingjared420 November 14, 2004

family strokes

A very inappropriate but nice song by MC Virgins (ft. MaxiPad)

Like Family Strokes I can’t believe that this is happening.

by Ex0tic.- November 5, 2020

Smoke 'n Stroke

The action of smoking a cigar, cigarette, joint or pipe with tobacco or marijuana while masturbating. Usually this is done in the company of another male, or on a webcam or video to be shared with other males who enjoy watching smoking + jacking off / masturbation.

I just downloaded this hot Smoke 'n Stroke video, this guy was lighting up a camel wide (cigarette) while jerking off.

by Electronicoffee November 4, 2007

the strokes

THE greatest band that has ever been around.
Formed in 1998 this rock band consists of 5 amazing men;
Julian Casablancas (vocals)
Fabrizio Moretti (drums)
Nikolai Fraiture (bass)
Nick Valensi (guitar)
Albert Hammond Jr. (guitar)
So far they have made 3 albums;
Room on fire
Is this it
First impressions of earth

they are a great band with a hot lead singer, who is unfortunatly, married to Juliet Joslin the bands assistant manager.

Seeing the strokes live was the greatest day of my life. They are even better looking up close.

by chelseyy; January 3, 2008

The strokes

The strokes are an awesome, beyond cool band that ROCK more than you ever will!

The strokes rock my world.

by Elisabeth Sherman November 25, 2004

Spicoli Stoked

(Spih-coh-lee stoh-kt)
adjective, slang:

A heightened state of stoked only capable via channeling the spirit of The Great Jeff Spicoli. An almost zen-like enthusiastic or exhilarated state, with varying degrees of awareness of the dichotomy. Scholars maintain there is no level of stoked greater or bearing more gravitas than Spicoli Stoked.

Scott: What did you think of the Somewhere Back In Time Tour?

Charlie: Oh man, Maiden played so many songs I've always wanted to hear! Dude, they even recreated the '87 World Slavery Tour stage! I was Spicoli Stoked, bro!

by Retard Yoke June 25, 2009