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state of your life

Said when someone has said something or done something that is sad/stupid/hilarious/STATE
(GIRL PUTS ON WEIGHT OVER XMAS)
Boy: State of your life
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bismarck state college

Harvard on the hill. Two year community college located in Bismarck, North Dakota.
"I got my associates from Bismarck State College."
"Ah, sweet. Harvard on the hill!"
by 21kitty May 20, 2009
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Ped State

Short for Pederast State, refers to Penn State University after Jerry Sandusky child sex abuse scandal. Often used by opposing sports teams to refer to this university’s football team.
We are Ped State!

You ride around in an unmarked van asking kids if they want candy as if you were from Ped State.
by egengo October 30, 2021
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United States Coast Guard

The United States Coast Guard, a life-saving and law-enforcement service, was established as the Revenue Cutter Service in 1790. Currently, it is a branch of the US military, though it is regulated by the Department of Homeland Security. It is often disparaged as being made up of "Navy rejects," but is a vital part of the security strategy of the United States of America
Navy Seaman: You Coasties are Navy rejects!
United States Coast Guard CPO: Yeah, well, we've got the better uniforms. Fuckin' sailorhat wearing loser.
by Macd00d January 10, 2006
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stacey van

She is truely legendary. The female equivalent of Frank the Tank. She can out drink any guy, goes streaking and will fight any girl. People chant for her. She is also extremely comedic, and can befriend anyone.
Guy 1: Dude, we partied with stacey van on the weekend, it was unreal.

Guy 2: Whoa, Last time I partied with her, I woke up in jail in Tijuana. Must have been a good time!
by teamrand April 15, 2009
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granola state

A reference to California: the land of fruits, flakes and nuts.
Dude, it's beautiful and a good time, but a lot of the people are definitely "touched" in the granola state.
by Mack C March 18, 2007
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State College

Location of Penn State's main campus to which all the branch students call "Mecca."

Wanna get drunk? No problem! 21 bars within 2 square miles!

Wanna get laid? Noooo problem! Frats are crawling with disease-infested freshman & sophomore students who will sleep with anyone who hands them a warm Milwaukee's Beast.

Need an apartment? Noo problem at all! Just make sure you like getting screwed up the pooper with no lube every month.

The residents hate the students, the students hate the residents, and the district court LOVES the steady income of money from the many crimes committed on Fridays & Saturdays.
BranchCampusStudent#1: dude, i'm finally going up to State College this weekend to party!
BranchCampusStudent#2: OMG!! i'm so envious...all i get to do is sit in my dorm and rub one out.

PSUstudent#1: Damn State College police...i have another trial to go to.
PSUstudent#2: yea, i just paid $300 to the State College District Court for pissing in an alley behind the Saloon.
by Trapped in Hell March 9, 2005
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