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Simping

To over think or over value a girl by listening to sad music or just thinking bout her.
I was simping over Jessica since I’ve been sliding in her dm’s.
by Thicc Snicker November 20, 2018
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Simpington

a man who's a fool and does to much for women hoping to get laid or gets tricked by women into thinking that if he does what they tell him to do he'll get some even though he won't.
Nathan is such a simpington, I tell him ill send him nudes if he does what I want even though I won't.
by DCN August 21, 2020
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Scumping

Scumping; verb

A term that refers to when you are afraid (scared), and aroused (cumming), which is scumming - but also, simping for the source of your scumming, at the same time, resulting in scumping.
Eugh, what was that noise you made? Derek, did you just scump? Guys, Derek is scumping! Ew!
by kyrthrix December 17, 2020
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Simping Bimping

Someone who is simping bimping is basically simping but on a whole entire level, they would lie, and so anything out of their way to please the person of interest, usually they would also be referred as zaweer
Hey! I heard the zaweer is simping bimping again!
by Mr albert February 10, 2022
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shrimping

After ejaculating into the rectum, consuming the foamy, pink-ish mixture of shit and splooge, which is rumored to taste somewhat like shrimp.
"Do you have any cocktail or tartar sauce? I want to go shrimping in your asshole."
by t crawfor November 28, 2006
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Shrimping

The insertion of an erect penis into another man's urethra, which presumably has been stretched over time (typically by way of an active and sometimes aggressive physical training regimen) in order to accommodate said insertion.
Shrimping ain't easy.

Bruce achieved a new level of intimacy by convincing Lance to engage in shrimping, aka the insertion of an erect penis (Bruce) into another man's urethra (Lance), which presumably has been stretched over time (typically by way of an active and sometimes aggressive physical training regimen) in order to accommodate said insertion.
by Carl Weber January 9, 2010
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Simping

Simping, someone that is depresso and listens to songs that make them feel sadder than they already are
rachel is always simping because she is depresso
by notgayperson January 26, 2019
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