golden sploob

slipping the leg part of a golden(tan) nylon over your cock to the end, and masturbating to completion, and forcing the cum through the nylon, creating a sploob, rather than a glorious spurt.

I'm going to stay home tonight, watch some porn, and make a golden sploob

by Drocke_8921 December 21, 2016

Slooter McDooter

Essentially, a step above a super slooter. A whorebag who enjoys penis so much and loves being absolutely ravaged in bed that at the end of the night, you could call her "Slooter McDooter" and all she can do is laugh, because even she knows, deep down, how humungous of a cum lover she really is.

After I destroyed Jill in the sack after that party, I let her know she was my little Slooter McDooter and she could do nothing but smile and give me a peck on the cheek.

by OMG He's Croatian! February 18, 2011

Splootounks

The sound a large piece of shit makes as it comes into contact with the toilet bowl's water, thus resulting in a splash of shit juice onto the off loader's buttcheeks.

Man! After that doubles and Ritual's I really had a case of the splootounks!

by Dr. Flatulence Ph.D January 3, 2017

slootie pop

1. A woman who sleeps around.
2. A girl easy to crack open and enjoy, like a soda pop.

That girl is such a slootie pop, all she wants is the D.

by ol' sneaky April 20, 2009

Sclootered

To be at a loss for words

They told me to give an example and my mind went blank; I was utterly sclootered!

by Elfangorax September 22, 2009

Slootch

Not quite hetero and not quite homo but a cuckold that enjoys cleaning up his wife orally after getting her pfolds rocked.

Usually is a person that believes in adult fairy tales (religion); a sad display of a human being that loves to gargle semen.

A creampie guzzler.

The act of eating another man's pie from his woman.

One who eats another man's semen regardless of its location.

That slootch lapped it up after I nutted in his woman.

He slootched it after we ran a train on her.

That slootch finally got his dream job... ...jizz mop boy off of 42nd street.

He got herpes from slootching at gangbangs off of craigslist.

by Pfold Damager September 5, 2011

splooge warmer

Someone who keeps the cum warm inside the mouth after ejaculation.

Splooge warmer- Hold on keep it warm I am going to grab a cup.

by Rbomb04 June 16, 2014