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Red Velvet Smooch

Kissing someone while having blood in your mouth
Kim: Honey there are razor blades in our kid's candy!!
Jim: *eats candy*

Kim: Oh No!!! You are bleeding
Jim: Oh come here and let me give you a Red Velvet Smooch
by AmHolding October 31, 2021
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Smooch Broom

A poor, uneven, sad, mustache. commonly used for cleanup in the smooch department.
Hey hudson! Shave that smooch broom. U perv
by ibartels May 23, 2021
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Smochină Smooch Scale

First-known documented scale by an Eastern Bloc author (Nichita Smochină of Moldavia) created for men and women courting one another to rate flirting and kissing on a scale of 1 to 9 (Communist belief did not allow for a 10). The original scale was published in 1930 by Smochină's in the anthology, Cunoștințe Utile ("Useful Knowledge").

As the story goes, Smochină was in Paris at the time, and met a young woman who simply could not flirt or kiss. When he tried to explain to his friends how poorly this woman communicated and later smooched, there was simply no language for explaining this problem. That night, Smochină created the famous Smochină Smooch Scale in one draft. Many say he was divinely inspired.

The rating for #1 took off and gained quite a bit of fame internationally. In its original form, it was "Ăsta se sărută ca o sardină rece de la Marea Neagră" (This one kisses like a cold sardine from the Black Sea.) By the time is was used in speakeasies in Chicago, it had been notably shortened to "Ca un peşte rece" (Like a cold fish).
"So, Fred, tell us. How does she rate on the Smochină Smooch Scale?"
by TexasJewBoy September 27, 2024
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Ground Smooch

Oi Moony! Your husband wants a Ground Smooch!
by MarleneMcBadAss December 26, 2024
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Smooch Gate

Oh no! Emiru got smooched! The guy just walked in... Told people he was breaking in... And then just fucking smooched her.
Hym "Not assault though I don't think. Aggravated sexual battery maybe? Let's see........... Yeah. Second degree sexual battery. Oral contact without consent. Yep. Smooch gate confirmed."
by Hym Iam October 20, 2025
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Smooching

A way to kiss someone affectionately when you really wanna touch them.
Zakaria and Ziaa were caught smooching in class
by HoneyPiePussy October 21, 2025
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Smooching

A casual, affectionate kiss that does not require tongue
Zakaria and Ziaa were caught smooching by everyoen in class
by HoneyPiePussy October 25, 2025
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