sloof

Another word for the most retarded person or people on this planet

Random guy: 2 + 3 is 10 duh
Me: You dumb sloof

by BobSponge01 January 23, 2019

slaff

bitch slap

That hoe slaffed me in the face. I'm going to bust a cap in her ass

by Pat Jack February 12, 2004

shoffice

A shoffice is a home office that started life as a shed.

I'm off to work in the shoffice

by IHannaford February 14, 2012

Sloaf

Sweet loaf; a term of endearment.

"Sloaf,

by Sloaflove May 16, 2014

knob scoffer

A homosexual male who chuggs cock

Geez, that guys suck a knob scoffer

by Dr Greenthumb April 22, 2003

sluffed

To blow off in a snobby manner.

I can't believe Jess just sluffed us.

Jess is a goddamn sluffer.

by Mr. Rittles June 25, 2005

Sluff

The sound a puppy makes when it comes out of its mom

Sluff the baby is here

by SUMFURRYTHING November 6, 2017