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A Shawn is HANDS DOWN the sweetest creature in existence. Just looking into his eyes takes your breath away. His smile cures all pain and fixes every ill you have. There is no man on this earth like him. Shawn's are very tall, (almost like a tree you want to climb!), extremely considerate and thoughtful, you will never have enough of a Shawn.

You will find yourself with ants in your pants to speak with him and when he finally comes down from castle in his famous sleepy hair to greet you, you will find yourself without words. πŸ₯Ί
I lo...😍😍😍😍😍😍 *faints*!
Girl 1: I was sooooo paranoid to speak to Shawn for so long due to his intense intelligence. I was sure he was the stealthiest cop imaginable. Or some sort of UN representative.. I'm also fairly sure hes married..I mean how could he not be taken!??? πŸ₯΄πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί
He could have ANY JOB! ANY WOMAN!! PURE TALENT!!!
And those ULTIMATE blue-green JIZZ EYES!!!! 😍😍😍
Girl 2: Wtf DUDE?! Why would such a sexy cop even talk to you, you are not special! You're also a pure nutcase!

Girl 1: I know, I thought I was being taken by the CIA. :3 😡 πŸ’«πŸ˜ Literally he knows what I'm THINKING!

Girl 1: Oh God, I could just die now, he looked this way!!!!!!!! 😭 πŸ₯΄
Shawn by Sexy$secure March 8, 2022
Ex . Black person: hi Shawn

Shawn: go back to your home country
Shawn by Hdlsndldndd March 9, 2022
Don’t care, Shawn that guy
Shawn by Whitestarmania March 20, 2022
A guy who has girl emotions
70% a girl
Shawn:Darling,how are you
Random Boy:OMG a girl cares for me
Shawn:uh im a boy
Random Boy:eh yo wtf,why man why
Shawn by lol ur trash nub March 24, 2022
A person who sits inside all day, refuses to spend time with family, and plays sea of thieves while also refusing to be in shape at all
Dude, stop being such a Shawn, go outside
Shawn by Beepidoopidee April 9, 2022
A friend of Brad and Chad who just got out of rehab and going to grow cannabis for them.
"Shawn said we need to feed the plants 4.0EC"
Shawn by Flyng Swordzman April 13, 2022