A sexual act in which one inserts a Sharpie marker halfway up their anus and penetrates another person vaginally or anally to climax, when they scream "LAWSUIT!"
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In an event setting, when someone is being annoying or creepy. Asking for a green sharpie means get them away from me.
by Joyfuldead March 8, 2023
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"Oh man! SPC Forecaster Broyles is gonna issue a pink sharpie for Oklahoma!"
"Oh boy that pink sharpie will be rare!"
"Oh boy that pink sharpie will be rare!"
by MartianSupremacist May 25, 2024
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You may also reply "maybe" to other people's events and then have a 99.3% chance of turning up. In the 0.7% chance you do not turn up you will apologise and then probably create another event in sympathy for missing the previous one, again, you will put "maybe attending".
You may also reply "maybe" to other people's events and then have a 99.3% chance of turning up. In the 0.7% chance you do not turn up you will apologise and then probably create another event in sympathy for missing the previous one, again, you will put "maybe attending".
Bro: "He man, I've just created this awesome party event. You gonna come?"
Bro2: "Yer"
Bro3: "YER!!!one!!!"
Bro4: "Let's get so drunk we aren't legally able to drive!"
Bro5: "Soz can't, my mum's funeral x"
Bro2: "Faggot"
Bro6: *doesn't respond, but turns up, and has seen and viewed the event multiple times*
Bro2,Bro3,Bro4,Bro5: "Bro6, Pulling A Sharpie"
Bro2: "Yer"
Bro3: "YER!!!one!!!"
Bro4: "Let's get so drunk we aren't legally able to drive!"
Bro5: "Soz can't, my mum's funeral x"
Bro2: "Faggot"
Bro6: *doesn't respond, but turns up, and has seen and viewed the event multiple times*
Bro2,Bro3,Bro4,Bro5: "Bro6, Pulling A Sharpie"
by Fuckface69 August 23, 2012
Get the Pulling A Sharpie mug.Schrödinger’s Sharpie is a magical marking pen that can declassify 1,000 pages of a government file by redaction while simultaneously reclassifying and redirecting the course of a hurricane by altering its vector.
I see The Donald is using Schrödinger’s Sharpie from the redacted Epstein files to erase all his autopen signature pardons and then signing them "old school".
by Willy Won't go Home January 11, 2026
Get the Schrödinger’s Sharpie mug.The lock and key theory can finally be disproved. The lock and key theory states that "A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that can be opened by many keys is a useless lock" The counter theory, the pencil and sharpener theory states that "a pencil that is sharpened by a lot of sharpeners becomes a useless stub/pencil while a sharpener that sharpens a lot of pencils is a good pencil sharpener" This theory is rarely favoured by males... for some reason.
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The pencil and sharpener theory is mostly used to shut a boy up when he brings up the lock and key theory. Works everytime
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