Sharpie

When you stand a pee but have to fart and start instead.

I though I had to pee but sharpied instead. Needless to say I did a quick 180 and sat down as fast as I could.

by SpicyMayoSauce February 11, 2022

Pulling A Sharpie

Being so fucking indecisive as to create a online social media website event and not even respond to whether you are going or not yourself.

You may also reply "maybe" to other people's events and then have a 99.3% chance of turning up. In the 0.7% chance you do not turn up you will apologise and then probably create another event in sympathy for missing the previous one, again, you will put "maybe attending".

Bro: "He man, I've just created this awesome party event. You gonna come?"

Bro2: "Yer"

Bro3: "YER!!!one!!!"

Bro4: "Let's get so drunk we aren't legally able to drive!"

Bro5: "Soz can't, my mum's funeral x"

Bro2: "Faggot"

Bro6: *doesn't respond, but turns up, and has seen and viewed the event multiple times*

Bro2,Bro3,Bro4,Bro5: "Bro6, Pulling A Sharpie"

by Fuckface69 August 23, 2012

Sharpie Sauce

Sharpie Sauce:
Another name for the ink inside the sharpie

Michael: I’m gonna drink the sharpie Sauce!
Rich: what no! Why would you do that?
Michael: So I can get high faster!

by richislit September 14, 2019

Sharpie

Sharp card for a plan

Don't worry about following his direction I've got a sharpie to go by

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

Super Sharpie

Affectionate term for an extremely sharp knife from Forever Sharp

"Where's Super Sharpie?"
"Only Super Sharpie can cut this!"

by Corpussell March 30, 2007

Sharpie Shirt

A passedout drunk gets his/her chest and stromach area covered with a sharpie or other permanant marker.

"Is that a black under-shirt?"
"No, it's a Sharpie Shirt."
"You're fired."

by The Original Pfeiffer March 25, 2010

Sharpie

A marker that makes you high like Jeff Spicoli when you smell it.

Don’t smell that Sharpie! You’ll get high.

by Aunt Edna April 9, 2020