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Serial monogamist

A descriptor for a person who has commitment issues but does not engage in cheating or infidelity. A serial monogamist likes the emotional and physical intimacy of relationships and therefore seeks partners who want a longterm romantic relationship. A serial monogamist may or may not warn their partner about their fear of commitment. (Often the partners foolishly believe they will be able to change this about the serial monogamist.)

The relationship may be short-lived or it may last a few months to years, however the serial monogamist is always holding back and if the other partner in the romance pushes at all, the serial monogamist will end the relationship swiftly and often without emotion.
Serial monogamist: I broke up with my boyfriend.

Friend: What???? You guys have been together for three years!

Serial monogamist: I know... I really liked him.

Friend: What happened?

Serial monogamist: He asked me to marry him.

Friend: You're such a serial monogamist!
by Word Vixen November 29, 2009
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serial rapist

someone who enjoys humping Kellog's products.
What's this white stuff on the Corn Flakes?
Oh, no! Steve the serial rapist must have gotten to it again!
by jojo20 April 17, 2005
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Servature

The abstract noun form of the action of getting served. Derived from the interjection "you got served!", to be used in taunting one who has been outshined, proven wrong, embarrassed, overcome, or shown to exhibit a general deficiency of mojo, acumen, and/or masterfulness.
Fred: "Your mom is so slutty, she's completely lost her gag reflex!"
Steve: "Your mom...wait, what?"
Fred: "Steve, I think you just got served."
Bob: "Tough break, Steve. Fred, that was some quality servature right there!"
by Definitive Doom November 15, 2004
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serial slayer

used to replace "seriously"

originates from the movie Serial Slayer
"I cant believe she made out with that guy"

"I know! Serial slayer"
by lwindy February 18, 2008
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servangio

An action taken by a health care worker or team on a delirious patient that defies a patient's verbally stated wishes at that moment.

From the latin roots "serv" (serve) and "angio" (blood vessels) meaning literally "to serve the blood vessels." This term comes from the fact that while the patient's brain is not being satisfied, his/her medical needs or "blood vessels" are. Blood vessels are named here because the term was originally associated with IVs.
The insertion of this IV is servangio because this patient doesn't want it.

Restraining a delirious patient is an example of servangio.

Nurse, please give her this medicine servangio.

Patient: "I want a drink of water." Nurse: "You have an NPO order. Even if you want it, I cannot give it to you as servangio."
by Blooming Nurse July 25, 2011
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servant of hell

is typically an evil wicked grand mother who is emotional and psychologically attached to her man boy child who is any where from the age of 30 to 50 years old and still lives with his parents and hates every body and beguiles his children and is a potential pedophile who when the man boy gets jealous he will steal your stuff do works against you get in your face and then pick up his 3 yrs old daughter and use her as a shield to get you to hit the kid then call the cops on your for everything you do get your thrown in jail then the typical servant of hell will lie to the cops and always stick up an defend her man boy over every body and the whole entire family and ones whole life is dedicated and revolves around servicing the man boy and breast feeding him no matter how long it takes and will lie to their self and not believe any truth as long as it doesn't fit her wants and needs or delusional belief of her pride and joy man boy.
nephew-what is wrong with this family

uncle2-im sorry to tell you this but your grandmother is a servant of hell

nephew-yeah she chooses her pride and joy man boy over the whole family and wont believe that he is a derelict and wont stop breast feeding him and do whats right for the family and kick him out
by warrior of the lord November 28, 2011
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serial pisser

Someone who randomly urinates in strange places during sleep and while heavily intoxicated, such as: in washing machines, garbage cans, closets, and dresser drawers.. Person usually does these things with no memory of their actions..
My husband is a serial pisser, I caught him urinating in his underwear drawer..
by barry2clay July 2, 2012
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