Scrumple

To crumple and scrunch something simultaneously

I totally scrumpled these cards into this bag brah!

by gggunit123 December 7, 2010

scrapple

delicious breakfast meat, usually pork, made up of ground pig parts

MMMMM that scrapple is scrumtralescent!

by cool guy August 13, 2003

dennys dirty scramble

After leaving the titty bar you stop at Dennys have breakfast and end up taking home the waitress for some doggy style sex and you barf up your eggs on her ass.

Troy told me that he had a dennys dirty scramble saturday night.

by Budzio November 5, 2008

Scrumpler

Someone that digs through other peoples trash looking for used stuff. Someone who drives around neighborhoods looking for stuff that other's threw out. Scrumpling/Scrumple.

The Scrumpler drove his 1987 Nissan truck up and down the alley looking for a new chair for his house.

by frodolights January 18, 2007

Scrambled

When one or more people sneak up on an unsuspecting person and shake his or her belly fat repeatedly with both hands so that it looks much like a scrambling egg.

"Hey! There's a fat guy! Let's go scramble him!"

"You just got scrambled!"

by DesperateHokie October 6, 2012

Scrambled eggs

Boil a couple of eggs, peel them and have your girlfriend suck them into her meat taco. Use your raging boner and hammer the shit out of her for about 5 minutes. Then proceed to eat your freshly made scrambled eggs.

Honey, lets make some scrambled eggs.

by peanutsz April 25, 2013

scrambles

when a guy cant get it out (cant ejaculate)after beating the meat too much ect. smacking the squirrel

man i had a bad case of the scrambles last night i was alone all day

by zack and kyle May 8, 2010