Schlong wars

The act a group of males preform in which each man puts on a glow in the dark condem, turns of the lights, and has a "light saber" fight.

We are having Schlong wars at jims house on Saturday, but Mike always where's the purple.

by Theking78 October 1, 2014

Schlongdonging

Lots of unnecessary sex in a movie that is over done, overly hyped or fake.

Fifty Shades of Grey had too much schlongdonging for me. I'd rather keep it real!

by TakeABite May 22, 2015

Schlonghead

Schlong = penis. An alternative way of saying dickhead.

Why's my phone not charging? Coz the plugs not on you schlonghead

by Cpfcjames September 10, 2016

schlongimidongus

The full name of a schlong which is another word for penis.

"Have you seen the stuff that Amber Heard did?"

"Yeah, she should suck a schlongimidongus."

by The Greek Chad May 19, 2022

Schlong

Also spelled "Shlong", Schlong refers to a to the penis in general, but usually an exceptionally long penis, but one that lacks in girth

Friend: "Wow, your schlong is huge!"
Me: "Yeah, but it's too skinny"

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

manly schlong

Where a man has a 10 foot long schlong

Girl: "Oh yeah i love your FAT COCK!!!"
Man: "Its called... a Manly Schlong"

by BigBootiBetty November 13, 2017

ginger schlong

usually a massive penis which is from a person with orange hair, pale skin and freckles

an urban legend is when insulted it grows in size

ooooooooooooooo that ginger schlong nailed me so hard

by gingers can die October 13, 2021