Shwasted

a perfect blend of shit faced and wasted. a moment in time when one is so affected by alcohol it becomes impossible to keep your sanity (or dignity).

Sam: Wasn't Jane throwing up into a fireplace while dangling off a chandelier yesterday?
Tom: Oh yes, she was freakin SHWASTED

by Unknown1002373 December 12, 2020

Shit-Shwasted

Getting extremely intoxicated. A degree of drunkenness, higher than getting shwasted or shitfaced.

Man #1: DAMN, She's Shitfaced!

Man #2: No, She's Shwasted....

Man #3: Dude... She's Shit-Shwasted.

All Men: Yup, that's it!

by Landon Ryan August 23, 2012

schwaimed

Wiping two bodily scented fingers underneath someone's nose.

Dude, you got schwaimed.

by D from Big D August 25, 2010

schnasied

Overanyliezing a joke untill it is not funny. Which brings it too a new level of hilarity

He really schnasied that one.

Whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew. Boyscouts come back from camp. Get it because of the holacaust. They killed 6 million jews. In Concentration camps. Which is why its funny cuz they went to camp.

He schnasied the hell out of that joke

by msumtheatre December 1, 2011

scroasted

To get ultimately roasted by the scrotum. Other abbreviations: scroteroast.

"You guys are gonna get scroasted."
"Scroasted potatoes"

by The McScrotrskies June 8, 2014

Shmasted

A mix of being shit faced and wasted. Extremely drunk.

Imma get Shmasted!!!

by H20ashlyn January 30, 2016

schwagged

Exiled for being schwag; of poor character.

You don't have to worry about her around here. She's been schwagged.

by Bleached_blue September 5, 2016