Schlong

A penis.
From the German "schlange" for "snake."

He pees ands ejaculates from his schlong.

by zoltar July 1, 2003

schlong

Funny word for penis.

Tyler takes the schlong all night long...

by dick November 17, 2003

schlong jockey

One who partakes in the act of taming, domesticating, and ultimately the riding of a penis of a substantial length and girth. Not to be confused with the rider of a schlort, or a schledium; only the schlong rider deserves to be graced with this unique and entirely heterosexual moniker.

David, you schlong jockey, I can’t believe you actually sent that email to ITS!

by John Bassett February 10, 2007

long schlong silver

Long Jon silver's big shiny dick

He sure showed cernal sanders what it's like to get fucked by long schlong silver

by Ron relby January 29, 2015

wang banging schlong tangler

When 2 men lock weiners in a battle to the death.......with dicks.

Matt Hoeber is a wang banging schlong tanglin champion after his triumphant victory over Ed Dufrane!!!

by Chancelor Leggio December 5, 2003

Schmog

The trifecta of solid, liquid, and gaseous matter that is violently ejected from the body after consuming large amounts of alcohol and/or food high in fat, grease, cholesterol, and bliss.

After an indulging lunch of 5 Guys burgers and fries, Erik found himself running to the bathroom to release his schmog.

see also schmogging

by Lord Smitty March 17, 2011

Schlong

An extremely long penis with considerable girth.

That Bailey has a massive schlong.

by Anonymouse269 January 14, 2014