When your significant other eats 3 or more servings of chips and salsa during the appetizer. What follows the rest of the night and into the early hours of the morning are known as salsa beso
by Papajoshio February 28, 2021
Get the salsa besosmug. An emergency of the salsa variety. Usually used in the process of preparing salsa con queso while trying to find the perfect balance of salsa and cheese. Whenever there is too little or too much salsa, there's a salsa emergency. To emphasize the urgency of the situation, "Salsa Emergency!" should be shouted whenever a salsa emergency is discovered.
Salsa Emergency!!
I know you're concerned since we're usually the ones in charge of salsa emergencies.
I was preparing the salsa con queso for Cinco de Nacho and we had a salsa emergency.
I know you're concerned since we're usually the ones in charge of salsa emergencies.
I was preparing the salsa con queso for Cinco de Nacho and we had a salsa emergency.
by The_Hawk August 5, 2009
Get the Salsa Emergencymug. 1. Refers to a man’s penis after a man finishes having unprotected sex with a woman on the tail-end of her period. After the penis is withdrawn from the vagina a sticky blood clot may get left behind adhering to the penis, leaving the man with a salsa dog.
2. An irritating person.
3. A hotdog with salsa on top.
2. An irritating person.
3. A hotdog with salsa on top.
1. Shit, you have to leave so I can get this salsa dog cleaned up before my girlfriend comes over.
2. Can someone please tell that salsa dog “Bitch, you gone go get out of the fast lane now ya hear?”
3. Mmm, nothing beats a hotdog with salsa on top… nothing!
2. Can someone please tell that salsa dog “Bitch, you gone go get out of the fast lane now ya hear?”
3. Mmm, nothing beats a hotdog with salsa on top… nothing!
by mis-read July 14, 2011
Get the Salsa Dogmug. A dance that involves serious hip flexibility if you wish for it to become a passion/dream. This will probably be simple if you have genes from countries like South America, Cuba, spain etc. then this will probably be a walk in the park
SO SHOW OFF 😁
SO SHOW OFF 😁
Damn! I have to go to my salsa dancing lesson! Madam is going to kill me if I haven’t nailed that turn!
by ashheeeeegoldfish January 11, 2022
Get the Salsa Dancingmug. noun (feminine) --
1. counterpart to masculine noun "dirty sanchez";
2. menstrual blood mustache.
verb --
1. act of swiping one's finger across a menstruating woman's vagina then smearing the bloody finger across the upper lip of another.
2. a vengeful act executed by placing menstrual blood upon another person's upper lip
1. counterpart to masculine noun "dirty sanchez";
2. menstrual blood mustache.
verb --
1. act of swiping one's finger across a menstruating woman's vagina then smearing the bloody finger across the upper lip of another.
2. a vengeful act executed by placing menstrual blood upon another person's upper lip
Robin: Jim refuses to have sex with me when I'm on my period. I was wicked horny last night and he turned me down b/c of it.
Artie: That's crazy! What warrior is afraid to get a little blood on his sword?
Robin: You're right, fuck that. I will give him a salsa sanchez in his sleep tonight in retaliation.
Artie: That's crazy! What warrior is afraid to get a little blood on his sword?
Robin: You're right, fuck that. I will give him a salsa sanchez in his sleep tonight in retaliation.
by chumknuckle May 20, 2009
Get the salsa sanchezmug. When you ejaculate inside of a women that currently has her period, making a combination of semen and blood.
Or when you ejaculates in a woman’s tampon or pad, combining her blood and a man’s semen.
Or when you ejaculates in a woman’s tampon or pad, combining her blood and a man’s semen.
Cum on me so we can make some salsa rosada!
Yuck! I fucked Katiuska while she had her period, afterwards we made salsa rosada.
Yuck! I fucked Katiuska while she had her period, afterwards we made salsa rosada.
by tag0 February 17, 2019
Get the salsa rosadamug. Dancing Salsa in a night-club/bar for the purposes of being showy, introducing new people to the dance, or sometimes dancing Salsa where other locations are available.
by bstpierre February 13, 2009
Get the Salsa bombingmug.