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Lil Salsa

A boy who fiends for the loving touch of the one they call Jessica. Many call him dad, but all he wants is to be called daddy. His alter egos consist of Swamp-Donk King and a gambling addicted smeagol-like creature on Sundays. Recently has been herbivorous but, do not enrage him he can very easily become carnivorous when cornered. His main fighting style is the art of the "Sucker Punch", which he has proved to be super effective. :)
Bro did you see Lil Salsa last night?
-Yea dude he sucker punched the shit out of Sam.
ROTFL, classic Salsa!
-YEEEEEETT
by BLYETH February 4, 2020
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Retro Salsa

Her shoes were totally retro salsa.
by charstar47 February 3, 2010
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salsa soup

y'now when you have lots of salsa and very little tortilla chips. Well you mix them up. get a spoon. BAM! you have salsa soup
Hey, want some Salsa Soup?
by Travis SilveR January 6, 2017
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furry salsa

i created some furry salsa
by jammies87 May 7, 2018
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salsa sanchez

noun (feminine) --
1. counterpart to masculine noun "dirty sanchez";
2. menstrual blood mustache.

verb --

1. act of swiping one's finger across a menstruating woman's vagina then smearing the bloody finger across the upper lip of another.
2. a vengeful act executed by placing menstrual blood upon another person's upper lip
Robin: Jim refuses to have sex with me when I'm on my period. I was wicked horny last night and he turned me down b/c of it.
Artie: That's crazy! What warrior is afraid to get a little blood on his sword?
Robin: You're right, fuck that. I will give him a salsa sanchez in his sleep tonight in retaliation.
by chumknuckle May 20, 2009
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salsa rosada

When you ejaculate inside of a women that currently has her period, making a combination of semen and blood.

Or when you ejaculates in a woman’s tampon or pad, combining her blood and a man’s semen.
Cum on me so we can make some salsa rosada!

Yuck! I fucked Katiuska while she had her period, afterwards we made salsa rosada.
by tag0 February 17, 2019
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Salsa bombing

Dancing Salsa in a night-club/bar for the purposes of being showy, introducing new people to the dance, or sometimes dancing Salsa where other locations are available.
Hey are we Salsa bombing (some local bar) tonight?
by bstpierre February 13, 2009
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