man salsa

Sperm, semen, cum, jism, nut nectar, nut balm, man yogurt. The seminal fluid ejaculated by a man during orgasm.

After three strokes and a quiver, William sprayed his man salsa all over his inflatable lover.

by Grande John July 21, 2006

put some salsa on it

To put extra effort into something or to do something differently to get it done.
Also, to make a food item more disgusting.

Heather: "Is that what's next? We'll start daring eachother to try combinations?"
Kris: "yeah, I dare you to eat a chocolate chip bagel with blueberry cream cheese!"
Heather: "How about you 'put some salsa on it'!?"

by LowAmmo July 5, 2012

scissor salsa

The by-product of lesbian love-making while on their periods.

"Hey baby, I know its that time of the month but let's go in the bedroom and make some scissor salsa."

by 2stainz April 30, 2013

chili salsa

When banging a chic on her period, then proceeding to collect the mix of blood and cemen then shit in it to resemble meat, then making her eat it.

After I found out she was on her period, I made her some chili salsa to have after.

by TyAl October 21, 2015

teh salsa

This type of petri dish is served exquisetly with delicacy period blood aligned with female breast milk. Inside this mixture, a touch of Baby Girl's Semen is ejected into the contents. Mix. Stir. Let the solution sit for 2 mins. Mix. Voila.

I wanna eat "teh salsa"

by ArtisticKid66 October 13, 2020

dicking the salsa

In colloquial speech, the phrase "dicking the salsa" would be used in reference to an event, object, or person that kills the mood, or "harshes the buzz" of one or more people.

Greg: Did you see that video of that bus of puppies falling into a lake?

Sam: Dude, stuff like that is really dicking the salsa.

by boolat June 10, 2018

joshua.likes.salsa

Joshua.likes.salsa makes oc on his instagram account. Also known for his big collection of Nintendo items. He plays a lot of fortnite. Currently he is streaming himself at the digsite by lootlake digging away to contribute.

Nibba: Hey, you know joshua.likes.salsa?
God himself: Oh yea, that cool nibba!
Nibba: Well you should give him a shoutout to everyone in the world because he deserves more followers than he has now and he makes good oc!
God himself: I’ll get right to it lol

by Hippity.mp4 April 7, 2019