rancho santa fe

where all the rich people live down in southern california.
All anyone can see is forest and house gates. A person can never see any houses there because their driveways are so long.

person1: where'd ya go trick or treatin?
person2: rancho santa fe
person1: was it good?
person2 : no because everyone's property was so big it took 10 minutes just to walk to another house's door.

by Victor2 November 18, 2004

Rancho San Diego

A new suburb separating itself from the ghetto and the country. Home to Snobhalla and Rancho Ragers. The perfect distance from downtown, the beach, and the mountains. Mostly filled with white people or chaldeans racing around in their mercedes. Its the trendy thing to say you hate rancho, but those are the words of the spoiled children laying out in the beautiful weather and playing golf all day who don't exactly have enough brain power to entertain themselves.

I live in Rancho San Diego, not Rancho Bernanrdo and NOT Rancho Santa Fe

by LyleMelonie June 9, 2011

ranch sexy

When a girl is attractive only at the place you work at. If you work at a shitty place where everything is gross and unattractive, then a girl that is only a 5 or 6 bumps up to around a 7 or 8.

Stinkman: I think she's sexy.

Luke: No way, she's only ranch sexy. The face is brutal.

by Luck Hampleton June 17, 2008

Ranchy Salad

When a guy ejaculates into a girl's pubes

Husband: Hey honey whats for dinner?
Wife: I don't know about dinner, but how about a ranchy salad for an appetizer

by BonerCoveredInShit March 20, 2010

ranchinara

Dipping your cheese sticks in ranch and marinara to create ranchinara (the best sauce for cheese sticks).

Dude, I'm glad I decided to serve the cheese sticks with ranch and marinara. The ranchinara lovers are going wild.

by Sista Jude April 29, 2010

ranchorize

To put ranch onto your food

Also created by the amazing eriktheelectric YouTuber
Remember to generously apply ranch to your food to ranchorize it

Let’s ranchorize this or this is now ranchorized

by Ranchorizationisneeded November 19, 2018

ranch blasted

Shooting your cool ropes into your woman's Hidden Valley

I hadn't cum in so long that last night I ranch blasted my girlfriend

by bácón September 2, 2022