remote penis

A penis that feels like a remote

OMG! Doug has a remote penis

by Depressed Retard February 9, 2023

Online Game Remote

Online Game Remotes are an incredibly rare type of technology.

Most Online Game Remotes are hidden inside area 51 or other government testing areas.

The majority of moms would kill for this rare remote.

Whoever owns one of these remotes is most likely wanted buy the government.

Son, once i get ahold of one of these Online Game Remotes you and your friends will be done for.

Son! Son! I just got ahold of one of the highly rare Online Game Remotes! Cant wait to fuck up your games!

by Dhar Mannn August 20, 2021

Remote

(noun) Something which is always too far away, even if it's just a metre away from you, especially if you're lying on a couch.

Origin: From the adjective, remote, which means far away.

Mum: Why did you call?
Me: Can you pass me the remote? I can't reach it.
Mum: You called me from the next room to give you something which is lying just next to you???

by Leviosa Dragon August 14, 2016

Remote Fu

That one TAWOG game where the family ruthlessly anime fight each other to get the TV remote and watch their favourite show.

I just played Remote Fu for an hour and now my hands hurt really bad.

by FalseHazard March 25, 2020

Remote Rat

When your tv remote is literally a bowl of cheetos away but your still too lazy to reach out your arm and change the channel.

Jeff is such a remote rat why can’t he just stretch his pewny arm and click a single button.

by Jeffrey the juice man January 25, 2019

Got it on remote controlllllllllllll

lyrics from kanye west & young thugs "remote control" from donda

"i love kanye so much i Got it on remote controlllllllllllll"

by fadeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 12, 2023