rectum reamer

A comical name for a male homosexual (faggot) - suggesting he likes to ream rectums (which he probably does)

John: Fucken rectum reamer loves that mangina, Ted
Ted: He sure does John, what a faggot

by Kallum October 23, 2007

rectum ranger

One who follows the Code of the Rectum and fights the evil forces of dingleberries!

Only one man can save us now....the Rectum Ranger!

by Homosexual Cowboy man November 29, 2002

Rectum Scale

A scale used to measure how much of an asshole someone is! (similar to the Richter scale, only used for douche bags and cockholes)

That jerk off stole my loot - he's about a 10 on the rectum scale.

by Skyynet September 6, 2009

rectum

the anal opening, the hole from which feces pour forth, the object of sexual affection amongst homosexuals, and the main focus of a proctologist's examination.

And lo, just as Earl had assumed the sitting position while using the facilities a great burst of feces did pour forth from his rectum, and there was much rejoicing.

by Buttfucked September 28, 2003

Rabbi Rectum

A large Jewish woman who likes extreme anal sex and giving rim jobs to wind tunnel tested hairy men.

He got licked like Rabbi Rectum

by DonkeyLicker November 15, 2006

rectum wrangler

a gay cowboy who shoves farm objects up ones ass

"That rectum wrangler over there just tried to shove something up my ass", said M.P.

by Foshizzle Be Makin' Money January 22, 2007

retupmoc

Computer spelled backwards. Commonly used by those who are bored, and want to search up definitions wrote by random people in the urban dictionary. Retupmoc (computer) is a device with a keyboard (sometimes a mouse) that individuals use to search the web.

Kari: I know how to program a retupmoc!
Samantha: A what?
Kari: A computer dummy!
Samantha: So cool...

by Itz_Midnight* August 7, 2018