Rectocraniotomy

Noun. The surgical procedure for having ones head extracted from ones own (or another's) ass.

"Nurse, schedule Rep. Louie Gohmert for an emergency rectocraniotomy - STAT! Analysis cranial, head up his ass, anal gazing, dumb-ass politician, rectalfy.

by nedlark March 5, 2015

Rictor

Off the charts!

Dude that show was off the rictor!
Damn that girl's ass is off the rictor!

by 2bboc September 6, 2016

Retortise

When you are so slow that it defies retarted

Oh that Johnny is so Retortise

by Mayonnaiseisrealinstrument69 September 5, 2018

Rectophagophobia

A fear of eating ass.

I think my girlfriend might have rectophagophobia, she won't come near my ass at all at night.

by Grinched September 1, 2021

Crossfade Records

A record label started in 1992 by T-Snake and DJ Prime, originally working in Hip Hop, House, Bass and Techno, but now a Techno, Electro, Trance, Ambient and other EDM label featuring artists: T-Snake, Todd Sargent, Dragon and more, emphasizing the "free the music" movement, encouraging free digital distribution of ALL music.

The name Crossfade Records existed LONG before the rock group changed their name to Crossfade.

by tsnake August 22, 2005

cranial rectologist

Someone who appears to be very smart, but has their head up their ass when it comes to making an important decision.

A cranial rectologist is a colleague or friend.

by Brown Noserologist November 9, 2010

Playboy Records

A record label made by Taiylor Manson, he came up with the name after he was caught cheating on his girlfriend with 6 other females. He was asking around what he should call his record label and his ex replied "Playboy Records " .Then set out to exposing him for being a cheating fuckboy . Which at the end of the day got him more bitches

Man1: Yo dawg I cheated on my gun, cause she wasn't supporting my record label

Man2: What's your record label Playboy Records
Man1:lol

by Spura3000 September 24, 2019