Brogrammers before hoegrammers 

The unwritten law that your male programming friends should always come before your female programming acquaintences. Most frequently used when a fellow brogrammer is bending over backwards to accommodate a hot hoegrammer's needs, while spurning his brogrammers.

Scott: Sorry, guys, Erica needs me to rewrite how our PHP Framework is integrating with Drupal in order to make her module function properly.

Jack: WTF, brogrammers before hoegrammers, dude.

Scott: But dude, she showed me major cleavage when she leaned over to ask me!

Jack: ...Can I help?

Brogrammers before hoegrammers by Japegrape November 30, 2011

progamer move 

when you do something stupid that happens to work out well

throws tenisball at window hits but bounces off and lands in a bin what a progamer move

progamer move by pokeboi1112 March 11, 2021

c programming 

C is a general-purpose, imperative computer programming language, supporting structured programming, lexical variable scope and recursion, while a static type system prevents many unintended operations.

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c programming is good

c programming by in treust we god January 22, 2018

brogrammer 

A popular, cool, or otherwise normal person who has become intrigued by the fun of programming. Usually unliked by the nerdy programmers for getting all of the friends and the girls, while creating cool and useful applications.

Jordan: "Aight, we'll smoke a bowl tonight then."

Courtney: "Sounds good, cya then ;)"

Milton: "Dad-Gummit Jordan, you're such a brogrammer."

Jordan: "Chill dude your day will come."

brogrammer by MonaldRcdonald December 9, 2010

programmabilitive 

The ability to program in a creative fashion.

Dude, I wish I had the programmabilitive ability that CliffyB or Senocular have.

programmabilitive by Kirupa August 31, 2004

PROHAMMER 

one who is with the --; revolution. (Hammer Revolution)

The opposite of PROHAMMER is ANTIHAMMER.

--;

kid: whoever did that is a BADASS MOTHERFUCKER
cooler kid: dude, swearing is for those who don't know how to use language well. try "PROHAMMER"
kid: whoever did that is PROHAMMER
cooler kid: fuck yea

PROHAMMER by titofan(PROHAMMER) August 8, 2005

Programming the ENIAC 

Used to describe a particularly daunting and tedious task, but usually one with very good outcomes. Originates as a reference to the programming of the first computer, the ENIAC (Electronic Numerical Integrator And Computer), which would take hours to program simple math functions. Programming was done with a series of switches and in binary (1s and 0s).

"Passing Ms. Smith's English class is like programming the ENIAC."

Programming the ENIAC by Frank The Box Monster November 12, 2013