Procrasturbating

1) A period of time spent between two people who are going to have sex, before they actually do it.

In a sense, mentally stimulating each other with what is about to happen.

"Katie and I spent about half an hour procrasturbating before we finally hopped into bed, but DAMN was it good."

"Could the two of you stop procrasturbating and just go and have sex?"

by Reenix March 24, 2010

Procrasturbation

Waiting too long to masturbate, causing extreme pain and bodily harm

Don put off masturbation for 2 weeks and his testicles imploded

by G·r·a·h·a·m June 13, 2005

procrasturbation

Excessive procrastination and/or the act of enjoying putting off your work to an abnormal degree.

Becky's poor study skills and tendency toward procrasturbation were starting to affect her grades adversely.

by Louella Pruitt March 8, 2009

Procrasturbating

Wanting to jerk off/masturbate, but continuously putting it off

"Oh man my dick really hurts"

"Why don't you just jerk off? That always makes my dick stop hurting."

"Yea I've meant to but I've really been procrasturbating lately

by Scrub Nation February 22, 2011

Procrasturbate

Procrastinating, but masturbating while doing so.

"Did you do your homework?"
"No, I was up all night Procrasturbating"
"Oh."
"I like to Procrasturbate too. In fact, that's what I was doing."

by Hackermeyer April 4, 2009

Procrasturbation

The act of leaving from one area, to retreat to a private area where one can masturbate.

"Dude, Cody was in the bathroom for like an hour! Probably doing a little Procrasturbation..."

by foxfoxfox101 April 24, 2009

Procrasturbation

The act of masturbating instead of doing some other task that you are supposed to be doing.

I wasted all my time with procrasturbation rather than doing my homework.

by lookupsmegma July 10, 2009