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procrastination

Best and worst way to get through college!
Procrasitating eventually catches up with you. But dammit, only a momentary satisfaction.

Describes those who cannot see the benefits of fun later, versus now.
Procrastination is a way of life for most students (unless they're anal retentive)

Procrastination rocks!
by Procrastinator April 24, 2004
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to sexually play with ones self to avoid working
engaging in procrastibation
he procrastibated too much before the exam
stop procrastibating
by minirollsrule May 2, 2010
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Pro-procrastinator

A person that never lets you get any work done and gets you constantly off topic.
Steve: How did your project with Brad go?
Tim: Terrible, he's a total Pro-procrastinator, I'm gonna have to do it all by myself tonight.
by Oldspice1234 March 6, 2010
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procrastinate

by LarstaiT November 7, 2003
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Things i have done while procrastinating

1. Taken really good shits (when i felt like it)
2. Fucked many hot women (while sleeping)
3. Learned that Cattle are the only animal that pees backwards (From some obscure website)
4.Blown many a load
5. Pwned many a n00b in C&C Generals
6. Learned Stairway to Heaven (plus solo)
7. Eaten many a hot pockets
8. Listened to Hotel California over and over and over......
What great things we have accomplished from procrastination.
by were we came in? April 9, 2006
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Watching people eat your Cosmic Bacon Orb in Restaurant City while making out with your best friend, when you should be doing something productive. But meh, you'll just go back into your best friend and have hot passionate make-out sessions.
"Ah dang, I should be memorizing my lines for Spanish, but my best friend seems a lot more alluring, and he is just too cute...especially when he falls for my man-bitch schemes. So I'll go and make out with him, since he still owes me a lesson on how to be a good kisser ^^ Oya, I just leveled up my Cosmic Meat Orb dish in Restaurant City, so I'll let the people have that dish, while I make out. This is procrastination at its finest"
by V_For_Vendetta February 18, 2010
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Not-procrastinating

Someone who is clearly procrastinating but has spent so long procrastinating that they no longer have the energy to make up a lie.
Little sister, "What are you doing?"

Big sister, "Not-procrastinating".

Little sister, "If you say so..."
by HungryHilda March 20, 2011
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