Pretendica

Good mid-grade cannabis. Not too many seeds and a good enough high, so it's worth the price.

Hey man, give me some of that pretendica.

by pretendica September 16, 2007

pink pretender

A man who pretends to be homosexual or bisexual to attract fag hags. Pink is accepted to be a gay colour.

Gay: That night club is supposed to be for gays, but it's full of pink pretenders looking for an easy lay.

Gay2: Oh, don't worry about them, gorgeous.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 30, 2004

preteen pussy fart

when a preteen girl farts or quiefs out of her pussy and a strong stench comes out.

Mary just made a preteen pussy fart resulting in my eyes burning!

by lick-a-clit March 15, 2011

PITE

Acronym for "Pigeon in the Engine", as related to something beyond your control, with potentially hazardous outcomes and/or repercussions. Creation stemming from Northwest Airlines flight brought down in the Hudson River by birds flying into its engines.

- Im not sure about this date, the guy could be a total PITE.

- Last night turned into a major PITE as my date ended up hooking up with another dude and left me stranded at the bar.

by M2theD2theH February 24, 2009

prater

German word for: one who chats a lot.

She is a "prater',I thought Cammy would never stop talking.

by 209cherrypie October 25, 2009

extend and pretend

A temporary solution to a severe hangover which involves addressing the condition with another round of heavy drinking; this method is not necessarily a cure to a hangover, only a postponment of the enivitable.

Ugggh...I am so f'ing hungover I think I'll extend and pretend and have a few bloody marys and deal with this tomorrow!

by sfdave June 11, 2010

pretend birthday

pretending it is your birthday when actually it is not just because you want to, an excuse to buy a birthday cake for yourself,when you want the free piece of cake at a restaraunt so you have a friend tell the waitress it is your birthday you can have multiple pretend birthdays through out the year

Girl 1:um, why are you ordering a cake?
Girl 2:tomorrow is going to be my pretend birthday..
Girl 1:oh, am i invited?
Girl 2:duh

Boy 1:okay you go to the bathroom and when she comes to refill our drinks ill tell her its your birthday
Boy 2:ight, brb

by k3|see March 22, 2008