University of Pitching

Founded in 2008 in a small town in Kentucky Called Barbourville. The founder, Jacob Scalf, was an outstanding pitcher at Knox Central High School. The pitching university is one of the finest universities in all of the continental United States of America. Sclaf has inspired many little kids to love peanut butter sandwiches and become great pitchers. If it wasn't for him, the Panthers wouldn't have played a single game in the 2008 season. The whole team depended on Jacob to win the ball game on the mound. Jacob opened up a Univeristy so he could teach other little kids how to throw the duece. Jacob had 3 techniques to become a great pitcher. 1) Always out think the batter. 2) Eat a peanut butter sandwich everytime before bedtime, and be in bed by 9:00. 3) Do the wall drill everyday... The University of Pitching has spread around the World. Jacob is a great instructor, and a big fan of his favorite pitcher of all time, Jeff Garmon. Jacob runs a 5 month program for training. It takes over $10,000 to buy all the peanut butter so the kids can get all their protein. All of the kids that graduate from the Univeristy with a Curve Ball Degree donates back to the University. They donate old balls, right handed mitts. And most of all, they donate all kinds of peanut butter, Peter Pan, Skippy, Jif, Smuckers, and all of it has to be extra creamy. This University is the most famous Univeristy in the entire world. And everybody should think the one and only pitcher of the 13th Region, Jacob Scalf. Knox Central loved Scalf so much, they built a new ball field so nobody else can step on Scalf's mound.

KC Coach: Where is Scalf?

Hendrickson: He will be here coach.

KC Coach: He better, or we will have to forfeit the game.

Hendrickson: Coach, we have other players.

KC Coach: Hendrickson, we need a pitcher like Jacob, not throwers like You, Andy, and the rest of the team.

Hendrickson: Sorry coach, i know Jacob runs the team.

KC Coach: Yes he does, you better worship him.

University of Pitching

by Tyler Hendrickson December 20, 2008

Pitch a Tent

To pop a wood causing one's pants to rise up resembling a tent.

"When I saw her bend over in that short skirt, I had to sit down and pitch a tent."

by (TheDude) May 4, 2007

pitchin a tent

when a male of the human race and his erect penis makes the sheets look rather like a tent

it totally sucks when you pitch a tent while being in bed with other men

by Captain Mutorcs March 29, 2005

Amelia Pritchard

Usually a tall girl with long fingers.
This girl usually fancies the fatter men in history

Has many friends and is too shy
Dyes her hair too much but still has hair

Look at that bird dating a fatty - what an amelia !
She has no hair , must be an Amelia pritchard

by Greenalienxx April 17, 2020

pitching a slider

Vomiting after eating a burger (or burgers) at White Castle. Also: Throwing a slider.

Pounding a six-pack and eating at White Castle seemed like a great idea -- until I found myself pitching a slider in the parking lot.

by refriedwhiskey July 23, 2010

Prichelle

Always there for people and always knows what to say. The nicest person ever if you don't push the wrong the button.

Straight up real and awesome.

Oh man the girl is a real prichelle!

by xblunt June 20, 2011

pitch that bitch

instruction given when one is directing another to dispose of an unwanted item.

"Should I save this broken ornament?"

"No! Pitch that bitch!"

by Flora del Hearn February 12, 2019