Bear Sized Praying Mantis Versus Bear

The awesomest fight in the freakin' world, man.

Did you see that Bear Sized Praying Mantis Versus Bear fight? That was the shit, yo.

by David Kinglord November 20, 2006

praying romatis

Someone who always talks about how they want to be in a relationship, but they always end up going to the bar and slaying unsuspecting hoochies/fuckbois like its their job.

The sequel to "The boy who cried wolf">>> "The girl who became a praying romatis"

As soon as Janice has one drink, her standards go out the window and she turns into a 'praying romatis'. Her relationships never work out.

by TheHandier May 18, 2016

pray i do not find you

a meme that popped on my head

person 1: *does a bad thing*
the police: p ̠̒r ̦͋a̴̜̾y̴͙͘ ̞̽i ̮̂ ͍̑d̴͙͌o ̲͑ ̼̂n̴̻͠o̵͖͐t̶̤̏ ̵͙͂f̴̤̿i ͉͝ṉ̵͊d ̫̀ ̙̈y̶̗̚o̶͎̒u̶͖̚ (basically zalgo text for "pray i do not find you", why are you forcing me to include this urban dictionary)

by ali._ January 14, 2025

Praying in public

So... When Russell "the (alleged) little girl rapist" Brand... Chants the rosary in front of 11 million people... Jordan "Almost not a Dr" Peterson has nothing to say about it...

Hym "But when 'The Woke!' are
✌️✊️✌️Praying in public✌️✊️✌️ in a vague and abstract sense... It's evidence of their falsehood or the falsehood of their immortality.... But when Russell LITERALLY PRAYS IN PUBLIC... Reciting a chant for a religion in which he doesn't believe... Nothing. Radio silence. So, his excuses are pretend. Doesn't give a shit about

✌️✊️✌️Praying in public✌️✊️✌️ Embarrassing. Fraudulent."

by Hym Iam May 04, 2024

Praying in public

But it ISN'T that.

Hym "You're analogizing praying in public with the thing they are doing which means they aren't actually violating the principles of the moral system to which you pretend to subscribe. You have pretend (literally) they are violating your moral principles because you aren't actually capable of expressing why they are wrong. I (on the other had) DO NOT DO THAT. You're a dishonest piece of shit and I am not, Jordan."

by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

Praying in public

Hey Jordan... Didn't you go to some Muslim religious site where you're not supposed to pray and then pray anyway and then post a video about praying in public? I'm pretty sure that's a thing that happened.

Hym "Praying in plubic is something Christians do all the time. Public moments of silence. Politicians pray in public all the time. Jordan Peterson doesn't care about people praying in public. He's just making up imaginary moral failing so he has an excuse to demonize people.

by Hym Iam November 09, 2023

praying to the church of armitage

Spending a long time either passed out on or vomiting into a toilet.

Hey you were gone a while, you ok?
Yeah, was just praying to the church of Armitage

by SuperSonicBlur February 06, 2018