Potato

1. An edible food.
2. A low-end PC.

Ben: "Haha! You own a potato! You own a potato!" *gets slapped* "OW! Why'd you do that?"

George: "You affluent b*tch."

by JensenButton March 4, 2016

Potato

An outdated or poorly geared gaming computer.

"Integrated GPU? What a potato!"

by SnarkyGarthok December 3, 2018

Potato

A fruit

Potato

by Lpskitten July 27, 2017

Potato

A potato is a object that is comprised of 67% water and the rest potato

hey i just ate 4 potatoes and got all of my daily water needs!

by PLAY DEFLY.IO PLS ITS GOOD December 19, 2018

potato

potato

potato

by Lolnorwegianboy2700 January 10, 2019

Potato

Me.

Jeff: Hey how are ya doin'?
Nathan: Not that well, my friend Potato just got beat up...

by Potatoified June 24, 2018

Potato

The best people in the world

my friend is a potato

by datgirl22 February 7, 2019