shitty poptart 

A game where you pass around a poptart and wipe your ass with it. If the poptart breaks while you’re wiping, you have to eat it.

Yo Chris and I are going to play shitty poptart tonight, you down?

shitty poptart by puffpufff October 21, 2019

Russian Poptart 

Where one takes a strawberry Poptart and sticks it in between the ass cheeks of an obese Russian woman, once it has become "golden brown" and warm one consumes it.

My toaster broke so i couldn't heat my poptart, luckily my Russian aunt was over so i was able to make a Russian Poptart which tasted equally delicious.

Russian Poptart by Stripper Mario November 2, 2009

Evil Poptart 

The king and lord of all pop-tarts who will one day liberate all of his kind and take over earth as the master race.

"We worship you, O mighty Evil Poptart!"

Evil Poptart by Negative November 11, 2003

pansexual poptart 

The most amazing and ultimate comeback u can ever say to someone. The most elegant way of calling someone beneath you, annoying, or stupid overall.

sophia- “your stupid”
me- shut up u pansexual poptart”

pansexual poptart by austin comire July 25, 2019

Mississippi PopTart 

Puking in a girls pussy and using it as lube

Last night Lindsey and I wanted to do the only thing she had never done, so we made a Mississippi Poptart.

Mississippi PopTart by Alex Ant June 1, 2009

Colombian Poptart 

Cocaine put in a women's cooter, and then ingested via oral.

I gave this bitch a mad Colombian Poptart last night, I was going apeshit afterwords.

Colombian Poptart by Urinatorr July 29, 2018

Butter your Poptart

After sex, you finish by cumming on her tits.

Once I finish, I’m going to “Butter your Poptart”

Butter your Poptart by Poptartlover574904277266457 October 31, 2022