plocke

v. - to give up because of how boring something is

adj. - not worth anyone's time since it is so boring

n. - a thing more boring than watching grass grow

I think I'll plocke on my attempt to write a novel, it's so boring!

That plocke park is so dirty because no one wants to clean it up.

Homework is the one plocke that causes kids to scream in tiredness.

by Kristian Wojnar April 11, 2008

Pollock Roulette

Playing in the front yard during a disaster, natural, bombs,whatever.A variant of Russian roulette.

How many pollocks does it take to kill themselves?However many are playing Pollock Roulette during a volcano.

by QuagmireglenGIGITYGIGITYGIGITY December 11, 2011

Richard Arthur Pollock

Grandson of the famous Jackson Pollock who has gone on to release some very sexually explicit alternative rock in the Calfornian musical underworld..

Did you know Richard Pollock is playing at the Cube tonight?

Richard Pollock tries to be as evolutionary as his grandfather but clearly doesn't have the same kind of talent..

by jeff w. July 25, 2008

Pollock

The gingerification of a man esp. beard and facial hair. The unescapeable autumn twinge on a gentlemans minge who is suffering from a "pollock"

Awwwww whit man, you've got a pure Pollock, haw haw!

by Lionel Blair April 23, 2009

Jackson Pollock

1. n. An artist whose style is characterized by his method of throwing paint at a canvas in a seemingly random manner.; 2. v. to ejaculate forcefully on the face of another.

Though I do not appreciate the formless methods he employs, Jackson Pollock is exceptionally creative in his methods.

Dude, I totally jackson pollocked jenny last night.

by Gerald McFannigan. January 27, 2009

plock

prank-block, when someone denies another person the chance to pull a prank on someone

person 1: hey buddy that chick is checking you out
person 2: where?!
person 3: he's kidding there is no chick
person 4: mate why'd you plock me?

by prankster24 January 13, 2009

Plock

An act which involves one individual dropping his balls into the ass-hole of another during coitus.

"Hey Pete, you wouldn't believe the freak that I met last night...she was even game for some plocking!"

"Your telling me that you have never plocked?!? Dude YOLO"

"Oh shut up, don't be a stupid plocker"

by BigWangDavey July 19, 2012