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polmusing

to secretly be vigilant over someone to obtain information about them because of their insecurity of them
"He was polmusing him because he feared for his daughter."
"Hey stop reading my comments and polmusing me!"
by renmar jesse July 17, 2006
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polishing the prawn

To polish the prawn is to stimulate the clitoris, often with, but not necessarily limited to the finger.
Crikey, I was having a shower and when i got back she was a way polishing the prawn. The dirty minx. I gave her a right seeing to after she'd given it a good shine
by MrsKaren December 12, 2008
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Polish the Rod

Choking the chicken, jacking the beanstalk, date night with Palmella Handerson, tickling Elmo, slap boxing the one-eyed champ...you know.
Please call before you stop by, that way you won't have to catch me while I polish the rod.
by Dr Debacle September 11, 2009
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Polish Lightbulb

A deviant sexual act between two men, in which one man has a Fleshlight (any variant) inserted into his anus which is then penetrated by the other man. The sexual orientation of this act is a fiercely debated subject as there is no male to male sexual contact. It is believed to have originated from Poles trying to change a lightbulb.
The Polish Lightbulb deviant sexual act between two men, in which one man has a Fleshlight (any variant) inserted into his anus which is then penetrated by the other man. The sexual orientation of this act is a fiercely debated subject as there is no male to male sexual contact.
by Hugh Man September 13, 2012
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Polish Mudslide

When you put a trash bag on the bed, shit on it, then have sex on it.
Honey, what's wrong?
Ugh, I ate the lamb, there's gonna be a polish mudslide tonight!
by Unicorn Fart May 29, 2012
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polish push up

male version of kegel (squeezing and tightening of penis)
pelvis muscle training is called the polish push up
by Hegel/Megel September 20, 2013
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Polish Newspaper

Oral Sex performed onto someone while they are on the toilet.
Bobby was drunk last night so Tina gave him a polish newspaper he'd never forget.
by Clump Chlumpkins November 7, 2013
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