Dusty plumber

When your girl takes a shit and doesn't wipe and you give her a good ol rimmer in an hour.

Brad gave Chad a dusty plumber .

by Acoolstick July 21, 2017

Penis Plumber

A nickname for any doctor that does the act of sticking something down a man's urethra

"Fuuuuck dude, I have to go to the Penis Plumber tomorrow to get this kidney stone removed."
"I feel the same way dude, I have to go to my Penis Plumber to get Urethral Swabbing done and dusted."

by What the fuck Richard. January 18, 2019

Leaky Plumber

When you nut so much it run down her ass crack

Last night i was fucking the wife she started Poking the Purple Plum and she ended up with a leaky plumber.

by Florida RVP August 3, 2019

The Plumber

When a friend, partner or acquaintance plugs your anus with their fist when you have an extreme case of diarrhea, thus stopping the leak. If done incorrectly, the excrement will run down the partner's arm.

Ex 1: Bob: Aww man, I've got anal leakage again. Time to call the plumber

Joe: ... What the fuck is wrong with you?

Ex 2: Maria! Your crappy Mexican food gave me an assquake!

Give me the good old plumber!

by Mr. Normous November 8, 2011

plummeting

The act of describing when someone does something completely useless to the rest of a group of people.

Also can be defined as when a person is dropping from ''their game''.

Andrew - ''I brought a new CD for us to listen to''

*puts in CD player, starts skipping*

Joshua - ''You are seriously plummeting''

by uselesscunt92 September 1, 2011

sucks plumbers crack

just another variant of many other "sucks......" insults when bagging out something.

I would say "this song sucks plumbers crack!"

by bread infection January 1, 2006

plumper

A woman that is so hot and attractive just based on their body size, they have an ample amount of fat on them are should be worshipped in our society as the ideal body image. They have buxom bodies with large breasts, thighs, hips, stomach, and ass. Typically a large amount of their body jiggles when they walk. While there is no size limit for being a plumper, a girl must have a good amount of fat on her and shouldn't look like she is skipping meals, instead all plumpers should eat sweets and greasy foods in order to maintain or increase their size.

That girl is such a hot plumper, she is pushing 200 pounds.

by fat lover August 19, 2007