Nigel, please

The equivalent to the infamous African-American expression for white people.

"Dude, you don't even know how hot she was."
"Nigel, please. Get a job."

by Frank Caron March 28, 2008

Please

a polite way for people to ask you to do their dirty work for them.

person #1: can you please get me a cup of water?
person #2: fuck off, bitch!

by Jojo_T March 20, 2019

Two Cheese “Thank You Please”

When you eat a full bag of Doritos and finger a girl’s butthole.

“Dude, I just tried the Two Cheese “Thank You Please”!

by Zach3850 October 16, 2019

Ho Please

A sort of alternate retort accompanying Bitch Please to use on females. Trick Please also works quite well.

"Nigga! Your hair ain't shit and your car ain't shit either!"
"Tsss...Ho Please!"

by TFE July 26, 2006

pleased as punch

means someone is very pleased

“I’m pleased as punch that I won the competition!”

by momentaralee May 7, 2008

hot caesar pleaser

After receiving head, a man finishes across the forehead of his lady friend. This will give the lucky lady the appearance of a Greek grass crown.

Barbara felt dignified and regal after receving her first Hot Caesar Pleaser.

by Mike Gayner April 14, 2005

towel, please!

A phrase often used by males when they see a very good-looking woman; it refers to the male having an ejaculation.

"Whoa, dude, look at that chick."
"...Holy shit. Towel, please!"

by yahomeboyman March 25, 2008