pitching to the rhino

Trying to woo the large and/ or unattractive lady around last call at any given bar.

When I failed to land the hot blonde's number at 1:30 am last night at the bar, my wingman , suggested that I try pitching to the rhino.

by MrFauxBot February 26, 2017

Pitch Brown

The act of taking a crap with the lights off.

Taking a pitch brown is probably the most relaxing thing I've ever done.

by ssspencerrr October 15, 2011

pitching duel

angry sex between two men, in which either man fights to be the one "pitching" (or penetrating the other) in violent passion.

Chris:"Sean and I got in a fight last night."
Billy:"Oh no, did u guys break up?"
Chris:"No, in fact it ended in a pitching duel."

by thedefiningday April 7, 2010

Baz Pitch

Baz is the cuttest, hottest and best character. I love him and u should too. He's been in love with Simon for 11 years, sharing room with him, he's so cuteeeeeeeeeeee. He's a vampire

Simon: he's so fucking smart, I don't know how I'm ever going to get the best of him!
Penelope: who are you talking about?
Simon: my boyfriend, Baz Pitch

by celiastjames November 21, 2021

Pitch Bitch

The Personal Assistant to a high-up in a company. Named for her ability to produce flawless PowerPoint pitches and do practically nothing else, other than gossip with the other Pitch Bitches in the organisation.

"How can I make an appointment with Jeff?"
"Send a note to Jane. She's his Pitch Bitch."

by Mr Brian Munich October 23, 2019

Pitch A Loaf

for one's self to drop a poop in the toilet or anywhere else

I'm going to "pitch a loaf"

by Mike04050405H March 15, 2020

Hershey Pitch

Being completely honest at the expense of your career, well-being, etc.

"Boy, Don Draper really fucked himself with that Hershey pitch!"

by TrenchWFB July 27, 2013