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smoking penises

are smoking penises like a fag
by crippincaptain March 31, 2017
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penisectasis

a surgical procedure of lengthening a penis; it is preferred by those men who have relatively small penises and so want longer ones for more sexual pleasure.
After penisectasis, the guy's penis has been longer by half an inch.
by uttam maharjan February 18, 2010
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Penisey

Fergus Boyles' penis was very penisey
by Maricia July 27, 2010
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Vaginas &Penises

A more potent way of of using the idiom, apples and oranges.
Dude, stop talking about time with your friends, like it's the same as time with your gal. You are talking vaginas &penises here!
by kaalika October 4, 2011
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penisorosis

my penis couldn't fit in my pants because i have penisorosis
by JoKeR! July 6, 2003
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penisoraus rex

the scientific name of the male genitalia of a large, strong, sexy man with beautiful brown eyes named LUCAS! also called: THE CONDUCTOR
When Josh was trying to catch a chick, LUCAS came along and pulled out his penisoraus rex and she left Josh for obvious reasons.
by aardvark the aardvark March 16, 2011
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penisary scale

(noun)

based upon the level of penis-like qualities in a person, determines how high or low on the scale you are.

Level 1-4 = having small amounts of penis-like qualities yet enough to be recognized on the scale.

Level 5-7 = higher amounts of penis-like qualities, too the the point where you must be warned.

Level 8-10 = the highest you can get on the scale, you have no purpose in life any longer.

Level 10+ = you are off the charts. kill yourself.
Level 1-4 = you pushed me in the hallway to get yourself ahead..welcome to the penisary scale.

Level 5-7 = you jumped on my back in the middle of gym volleyball and knocked me to the ground. you have been warned, any higher and your life is in jeopardy.

Level 8-10 = you never stop talking and proceed to embarrass yourself on numerous occasions without anyones help but your own. you are pathetic.

Level 10+ = nobody likes you, you have no friends, escape to a new land, for your own good.
by the peencake sistahs February 4, 2010
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