peesomnia

The inability to fall asleep because you have to pee so badly. pee, urinate, void, take a leak, piss, insomnia, sleeplessness, sleep, wet the bed

I'm suffering from some major peesomnia, I just got comfortable in bed too.

by joecoolthefool January 27, 2017

Peeshoe

Is he Greek, is he Italian? No one knows, but what they do know is that your shoes are not safe around this little brown swimmer.

“Why are my shoes wet!”

“Oh that was peeshoe, he’s in town for the weekend.”

“Damnit peeshoe.”

by 2.50 gang March 11, 2019

Peesees

Little things of Reece’s.

Hey can you get me some Reese’s Peesees?

by OptimusEye April 18, 2019

Peestick

A alternative way to say penis
Also used as a bypass to say penis on Roblox

"Hey dude my peestick is so big"

"Shut up and suck my peestick"

by Cardhozo May 19, 2019

Peestipated

When you have pee really badly but it won’t come out.

I went to the bathroom and I was Peestipated

by Annoyingish September 24, 2019

peeshad

The male reproductive organ

As I slammed her hooha with my peeshad she screamed for mercy

by Ahjee October 5, 2020

peespirate

When you have to pee at the start of a workout but you sweat out enough water and lose the urge.

I had to go about a mile into our hike but after three miles of climbing I peespirated and no longer have to find a restroom.

by Mikepan12 October 8, 2020