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passive overeating 

Fat-virus infectabilty!
Medical research has discoverd two virii (AD-36/ SHAM-1), that are now blamed for obesity! It's said that these virii can be contracted via air-passages (breathing or setting next to a fat person!), and like smoking ('passive smoking' makes you 'ill'), passive overeating can get you fat!

Also called 'infectobesity' (infectious obesity).
I ain't fat, so there's no possibility that you can become a passive overeating butterball, Meg! Come'ere pootiepie, teach me how to dance!
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passive assistance 

Helping someone by not doing anything to stop them from doing what they are doing to help them self even if it is delusional.
She provided passive assistance by allowing him to say she was his girlfriend to protect him from some crazy bitch.
passive assistance by babblecat December 28, 2010

Passive Eugenics 

The act of improving the human gene pool by encouraging those with positive genetic traits to reproduce. This differs from general eugenics in that it doesn't involve death, punitive measures, or the discouragement of those with negative traits from reproducing.
John is into passive eugenics, he wants to make the gene pool stronger without hurting anyone.
Passive Eugenics by Anidragon June 27, 2016

Passive Progressive 

A far-left liberal who doesn't vote, or only votes in the Presidential Election. Talks a lot, especially on social media, about liberal/progressive causes, but makes minimal effort to actually make real change happen.
Jen is such a passive progressive. She wasted her vote on Jill Stein in the Presidential Election, but never bothered to vote in her local primary elections, where several Green Party candidates were running.

passive aggressive 

to push a strong thought without making oneself vulnerable. a personality that may be ranting strong beliefs behind people's back or safely on the internet to avoid retaliation from the fear of it. trying to push others with a strong defensive shield that shows weakness. ranting/preaching politics and religion without a strong sense of assertiveness. pushing beliefs without action and results.
some passive aggressive guy was writing nasty racist comments on the internet because he knew that if he did it face to face he would have gotten his fuckin face kicked in.
passive aggressive by eazy-x January 12, 2008

Passive gay 

A guy who becomes gay when there is a force to do it
He is straight but he is a passive gay. He had lots of gay sex in jail and now he works as a gay escort.
Passive gay by Goodchild June 5, 2019

passive agressive 

An unusually prominent characteristic of many good bosses. Other passive agressive individuals may be: serial killers, witches, priests, any religious figures, or parents.
Of all the restaurant managers that ever lived, Vicki was by far the greatest and passive agressive-ist.