Goodchild's definitions

Panda monkey

Monkey that lived on bamboo tree

That panda monkey from China can hang on the bamboo tree like the monkeys in Africa well.

by Goodchild May 21, 2015

Black market

A place where they sell stolen stuffs

I got this iPad in black market for $100! It fell out of the back of the truck!

by Goodchild May 14, 2015

hosian

An Asian girl who is so aggressive introducing herself or producing her own image by bugging all the men she sees and leave without saying good bye all the time. Or, an Asian guy who is hiding behind a girl and pretending or acting like stylish but he is a total bum.

Is she hosian?

yeah, she has been bugging all the white guys all around the room.

let's leave this place for some quiet place.

by Goodchild May 31, 2011

JLO complex

JLO complex is someone who wants to be white desperately but then he/she is rejected and they go to black people and judging white people as racist. Jennifer Lopez is showing her brown hair as a sign that she has some European blood but she is not white and she used her Latina image to get attention as if she is so proud of being Latina, but all she does is trying to look Greek goddess with her tan skin which is strange and annoying. And, she also loves black guys. In her music video there are bunch of black dudes dancing as if she is saying these are your illegitimate children. She is not white but desperately wanna be white and she goes around all the race with inferiority complex and show as if she is over it by showing the opposite. She is showing her complex all over the race but she pretend that she is above all complex to hide herself really having complex.

Does she have JLO complex?
Yeah, she can't become enough of white race she f**ks everyone around.

by Goodchild June 2, 2013

Lesbook

A women look act and talk such a woman and her attitude is the same all the time. She look almost as too good to be true. She is actually lesbian who trying to get a rich boy friend.

She is hot as he'll!

Oh well she is as almost as too good to be true. She must be lesbook.

Oh yeah she is going to book a hotel guy?

I hope she is not as paranoid as the one I met before. She was mess thinking some wolf is chasing her.

Well that's her boy friend!

by Goodchild June 13, 2011

Kimchee skunk fart

If you eat kimchee you get so high and start dancing like the fat singer from Korea because its fermented. After you smell your own fart from that rotten cabbage, you are like crazy dancing feeling like you just had some big dig in your ass leading to the huge orgasm like a ugly women finally getting off.

Mr park had some kimchee skunk fart.
Oh not again, did he dance in he middle of the street???

Yeah he looked like big women lost her mind thinking she has a dick
He should go back to his own park
Yeah

Where other skunks, gophers and hedgehogs hang around the golf club

by Goodchild August 30, 2013

Fuckist

People who act like they are not a racist because they fuck anybody. They act like saint, lover, world peace keeper and someone above everyone.

Have you seen that guy who think that he is not something and he is everything?
yeah, he is such a fuckist thinking that he is not a moron himself.

ugh, what a ultimate fucking loser!

by Goodchild July 16, 2013