paintly

to make digital art look like real paint.

I need this picture on pro create to have a paintly vibe.

by SquishFreak October 29, 2023

Painter's Snuffjob

To mistake paint for yoghurt and die as a result of it's consumption

My grandpa died of a Painter's Snuffjob, he drank paint mistaking it for yoghurt

by DancingJebus November 9, 2023

Painter

When your shit is so long it hits the bottom of the toilet and when it breaks off and falls to the side it paints a brown streak across your ass cheek.

Sorry I’m late. I had to clean up after the painter.

by Buster Scrapings December 6, 2023

Painter's mouse

A painter's mouse is a common tool for painters with cats. It is a mouse that is released in the house to distract the cats whilst the painter works.

"My last painter's mouse was quite slow, I will need a faster one next time!"

by H.G. Rection March 22, 2025

Sky Painter

You know those airplanes that are super high above the ground and the exhaust makes a line-cloud.

It's a bird! It's a plane! Ohh yep it is a plane..."Sky Painter"

by rollercoasterkid April 12, 2010

carpet painter

people who dye or bleach their pubic hair

"Jane": Omg Sally is such a carpet painter...
"Jill": well everyone was calling her a bleach blonde so it only makes sense to match....

by atboggs September 16, 2012

wall painter

Someone called Hannah who is abnormally small and likes sucking black dick.

Hannah you're such a wall painter

by Wall-painters United October 30, 2013