Ottorino Respighi

Composer who wrote many works of music. Among his most well known is Fountains and Pines of Rome. Known to make the strings and woodwinds learn and play all known scales in his music while writing scores to unleash the full and awesome power of the low brass section to the ears of the general public. Know to give low brass players heart attacks and odd feelings of pleasure whilst playing.....Bass Trombonists and Tubists be aware of sudden paralyzation to the extremities of the body due to lack of oxygen.

1. Did you hear about the Trombone player who died playing Fountains?!?
2. Ottorino Respighi was a mad man!!

by musicman123456789 October 13, 2011

Otterjob

A sexual act, pertaining to clapping your hands sideways (Akin to an otter grabbing a shellfish) on a person's genitalia and slapping their genitals against your chest to pleasure them.

I was going to hook up with this girl last night, but she told me she doesn't do otterjobs because of a bad wrist bone or something. I just walked out of the bedroom shaking my head.

by Rawr Winning August 13, 2012

Otter Spank

When you and your partner hold hands while lying next to each other masturbating.

"Have you ever tried to otter spank? It's s relaxing and adorable."

by Game Night Harem February 11, 2017

otter box

A wook’s asshole after they’ve done too many drugs via their rectum. It might also be bored out from giving up anal for drugs.

“Poor Chris and his otter box. His farts sound like a yawn now.”

by BobbieDodson January 5, 2020

Ottered

I was in a conversation about a story and someone asked whether to be flattered or offended. I created ottered.

Person1 - "Did you hear what that story said? "
Person2 -"Yes, I did. Are you flattered or offended?"
Person1 - "I'm feeling rather ottered."

by FansGoPop January 30, 2020

Bullet Otter

A bullet otter is a rock hard stool/poo/shit/crap.

I went for a crap and my ring stung due to a bullet otter!

by BungleBear March 6, 2012

Dick Otter

A human that you are excessively pissed off at, but you still have an undeniable desire to hold their hand like otters do when they don't want to float away from each other.

Damn it Kyle stop making me want to simultaneously punch you in the tit and skip through a field of wildflowers holding your hand! You're being such a dick otter!

by The Real Slim Tayde August 20, 2013