offensive item YES

albert has been banned

Albert:yes

rando: IM REPORT YOU

Albert looks at ban reason ( offensive item yes

by longestnameintheworldlolyeahno February 23, 2021

offendipated

So buttburt about something you become constipated.

The Starbucks barista got my name wrong again, now I can't use the bathroom, I'm offendipated.

by B-G-H November 9, 2022

Golden Offer

When someone asks you if you would pee on them.

A young lady is minding her own business waiting to cross the street. She is approached by an old man. Initially he is friendly but then asks the young lady if she would like to come back to his place and pee on his finger. After declining she later names this encounter a "Golden Offer."

by zayzay January 18, 2014

no offence

A phrase used when someone wants to make something seem less offensive. Most of the time it just makes them sound like an asshole.

"no offence" but you are fat and lazy...

by Skryko December 5, 2019

Sex Offender Sandwich

When your neighbors to your left and right are both sex offenders.

My friend just got this sick new house... too bad he's in a sex offender sandwich.

by JonKellog April 25, 2021

horse jerker offer

To reach down and rub a stallions man parts to collect his fairy juice

“Hey kids I’m just your friendly neighborhood horse jerker offer”

by Jaybeau FL January 29, 2018

In my offense

Something that is so bad that there is no defending it.

I drank milk that expired two days ago. In my offense, it was the only gallon of milk left and I already poured my cereal.

by thatweirdkidhere October 19, 2019