Norsebag

Being a Norsebag entails having a low IQ, being refused admission into Universities, hating the minorities who do well academically despite being low income immigrants, blaming their joblessness on minorities rather than their symptoms of wackyness (oft found in the DSM IV,) obsession with MMA despite an inability to throw punches and perform takedowns, and paramount to all: being a racist on account of the misguided notion that they are Aryan.

Norsebag: I AM AN ARYAN!
Miroslav: No. I have my Phd in Linguistics and I can tell you that you're not.

Norsebag: YOU WANNA FIGHT?! I FIGHT MMA! UFC! I MEAN... my dick is small?

Miroslav: Ya man that sucks for you. Great to know.

by snayk the jake plisken August 2, 2011

A Nurse Purse

1) A pervert's scrotum that has been fashioned into a fancy handbag by an angry nurse.

A Texan man wanted to live out a fantasy of his while hospitalized, but Miss Jones didn't feel the same way and turned his scrotum into a nurse purse.

by BeaverKing83 November 13, 2010

Norse Wind

Like a Dutch oven, but instead of farting under the blanket, it's outside the blanket and you just use your hand to blow it towards the recipient's face.

Did you give her a Dutch Oven? No, just the Norse Wind.

by Escote January 18, 2015

Norse oar

When you and your friends stand in a circle jerking off, and after everyone is finished, you fall asleep on each others shoulders.

The boys and I didn't wake up until noon after our Norse oar last night.

by swagdick6969 January 26, 2016

norse in the arse

Someone or something which is annoying. Can also describe a ‘sticky’ situation.

Wow, Luke is such a Norse in the arse!/wow, Luke is such a Norse!

by Vangerinovangerino December 3, 2017

Nourose

A very beautiful and manipulative person, one time she gives you a look its over as you may believe your getting into something special, unfortunately your getting into hell and pain and nothing but suffer, a very hard listener and a very bad appreciator soon things will come to fruition for her but thats all the prayers i may make.

Whos your ex?
Oh its nourose💔

by YousafJ18 June 11, 2019

nouisexual

Someone who is incredibly attracted to both a Louis Tomlinson and Niall Horan. They tend to be the most brutal people you will ever meet with twitter Niall Horan and airport Louis Tomlinson coming together to create their sassiness, however they will be the most sweetest and purest soul too if you treat them well. You always want a friend who is Nouisexual :)

Person 1: “Omg I love Louis Tomlinson and Niall Horan!”
Person 2: “So your Nouisexual!”

by oned.obsessed January 22, 2021