Something you set out to accomplish when the new year comes along. Also highly improbable you will go along with it, but it's the thought which counts.
New Years Resolutions are kind of like when you click the 'I read the terms and conditions'. You know you'll feel semi-guilty by clicking the button even if you didn't actually read so you say "I'll read them next time." You do that with New Years Resolutions. "I promise not to ever gossip again...next year. Did you hear what Ross did with Rachel? BRUH."
by Lollipoplicker January 1, 2015
Get the New Years Resolutionmug. A Pathetic day in the calander year. Its just a pathetic retarded exuse for young people to get totally pissed then have sex and get dumped the following morning/afternoon how lame can it get? also whats the point of it? its just another boring day ending and another boring day in the life starting.
ROB: Hey NYE was last night i got so drunk and i got with this chick, fucked her and she dumped me this afternoon cos she claimed she didnt remember getting with me, gutted man.
ME: yes...I feel for you bro about that chick but your point being bro....
ROB: C'mon man its New Years show some spirit.
ME: New Year sis just a crossover of another boring day in the life to another boring day in the life, heck, i may as well celebrat ethe crossover of June 16/17, Like that crossover December 31/January 1 is just another day, like the worlds gunna end, yeh right bruvva.
ROB: you get drunker than drunk on that day.
ME: I can get drunker than drunk on any ol day of the year, even September 3. New Years is no big deal man, Listent o paul McCartney and wings...Its just another day.
ME: yes...I feel for you bro about that chick but your point being bro....
ROB: C'mon man its New Years show some spirit.
ME: New Year sis just a crossover of another boring day in the life to another boring day in the life, heck, i may as well celebrat ethe crossover of June 16/17, Like that crossover December 31/January 1 is just another day, like the worlds gunna end, yeh right bruvva.
ROB: you get drunker than drunk on that day.
ME: I can get drunker than drunk on any ol day of the year, even September 3. New Years is no big deal man, Listent o paul McCartney and wings...Its just another day.
by Brother Number One June 12, 2005
Get the New Year's Evemug. Neutral New Year!
What do you mean?
Oh i dont know if 2021 will be good or bad so i say neutral new year!
What do you mean?
Oh i dont know if 2021 will be good or bad so i say neutral new year!
by Cyberglitch 20101010101 January 6, 2021
Get the Neutral New Yearmug. Is the commitment to do what you always wanted to do in life and take it to the XTREME.
the crasiest and wild things you could ever imagine right before the new year starts.
the crasiest and wild things you could ever imagine right before the new year starts.
ted: dude whats your new years megalution?
frank: jumping off a plane with a parachute and landing on wild hog territory.
ted: :( time to change mine...
frank: jumping off a plane with a parachute and landing on wild hog territory.
ted: :( time to change mine...
by omg a chicken! December 30, 2010
Get the new years megalutionmug. The one time of year everyone gets the chance to stay up late, get drunk and make dad jokes with an excuse. The next day everyone will be making bad pins and waking up at 11 am and wondering what the hell happened that night and why they woke up in bed with their ex.
"Hey what happened last night?"
"Last night? Don't you mean last year? It was also New Years Eve so what do you expect?"
"Last night? Don't you mean last year? It was also New Years Eve so what do you expect?"
by Unicornpie6666 October 21, 2019
Get the New Years Evemug. by Uejej13 December 31, 2020
Get the New Year Nutmug. An ailment which causes people to accidentally write the wrong year on papers, applications, forms, etc. It is a very common disease that occurs directly after the new year, and can last for several months.
This disease is rarely a problem, since writing the year on most things is pointless anyways. However, serious side effects can occur when tax returns, college applications, etc. are affected.
This disease is rarely a problem, since writing the year on most things is pointless anyways. However, serious side effects can occur when tax returns, college applications, etc. are affected.
Teacher: "You've written 2011 on every assignment you've handed in this month. You do know it's 2012, right?"
Student: "Yeah, I just have New Year Alzheimer's."
Student: "Yeah, I just have New Year Alzheimer's."
by uuyb438iubf February 14, 2012
Get the New Year Alzheimer'smug.