nerd

1. nerd (n.) - one who takes an insult of a game, movie, or book so personally that they, in response, lash out at the person who insulted it with ad hominem attacks and insults (usually involving the slandering of their mother, their sex life, or their copulative organ)

1. Many nerds have pissed in my cornflakes on a number of occasions, all because I slandered their beloved Lord of the Rings.

by Frank Herdlin May 29, 2004

nerd

Someone who, in lack of real friends, turns to computers or video games for a companion. Usually thinks their intelligence makes them better than everyone else. Yet anyone with any intelligence would realize we need dumb, hard working laborers just as much as thinking nerds to co-exist. So nerds, learn your place, and learn the place of others. And go outside every once in a while.

I made fun of that nerd in his Final Fantasy shirt.

by The White Knight of the Mystical Dragon Cave September 16, 2005

nerd

A very intelligent person who lacks social skills and fashion sense. Nerds do not fit into popular social groups and may have difficulty making friends.

That nerd is super smart, but he has no cool friends because he's so dorky.

by Enigmanic May 10, 2009

nerd

One who doesn't know what sex is.

Person A: "That chick knows how to hit it."
Nerd: "Hit what?"

by RunescapeSUX April 04, 2006

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nerd: there are many simliar sterotypes of nerd out there on the internet,which by the way was not created by a team of nerds,it was actually created by a bunch of military engineers in the 1950's,the means of communication was a lot more crude but it worked,these were the true pioneers who were not in it for the money,but had a genuine interest in what they were actually achieving..most nerds are anoraks,with mediocre jobs in it or occupational etc..

FOR EXAMPLE THE SO CALLED CEO OF FACEBOOK WAS JUST A TALENTLESS HACK,WHO ACTUALLY STOLE/COPIED HIS HARVARD COLLEGUES IDEAS AND BRANDED THEM AS HIS OWN..

HIS CURRENT PAGES READS AS: I AM CEO BITCH...

THE FUTURE GENERATION ARE A RIP OFF..

I HAVE YET TO COME ACROSS ANYONE,I IN FACT CHALLENGE ANYONE TO CHANGE THE WHOLE FORMAT OF COMMUNICATION,TIME AND SPACE ALTOGETHER.. :|

TODAYS NERDS ARE A RIP OFF THEY ARE MEDIA FUELLED HACKS.. NOTHING MORE..

JUST TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT BILL GATES RESUME..HE JUST RIPPED OF OTHER PEOPLES IDEAS..

they just look like your average joe except with spectacles..

also, theywill usually be overly freakishly keen to have a family,nice little ones..and then end up abusing their children, nice contribution..!

FYI: Most nerds end up spending 24 hours online for two to three days straight,have a LOT OF SKELETONS IN THE CLOSET..

Do not let their so called shy demenour make you think they are genuinely shy,THESE NERDS HAVE A HELL OF A LOT TO HIDE FROM YOU..

They will ususally try to befriend your neigbours,family friends..etc..IN ORDER TO ABUSE YOUR CHILDREN OR SOMEONE ELSES..

by TOYOUANDYOURS:(:(:(:(:( January 10, 2010

nerd

someone who does homework at an average of fifteen minutes a day and does friend's homework for them when they are bored.

I need a nerd to do my homework for me.

by fadkakjdakljdfa May 06, 2007

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Intellectually Badass

"wow look at that beastly nerd poppin his collar"

by Quackers3378 March 28, 2010